Think about it. Have you ever seen a kid try to eat an oil rig?
Dishwasher: There’s nothing worse than dirty cement that you can’t eat off.
It’s just that simple!
Your day is just a little bit worse.
Tweet tweet, motherfucker.
Why do its long purple tendrils reach to the sky even as it sits nestled in the dark in a wooden bowl obtained from a $1 pile at a stoop sale?
I’m sure they’re really very nice people when they’re not “in character.” And, that’s not to say that there’s anything “wrong” with being “in character.” I didn’t say that, Chantal…
That would show everyone–everyone who ever said I would never amount to anything.
He died doing what he loved: drinking sparkling water.
Sometimes, I just act like such a weird person.