He died doing what he loved: drinking sparkling water.
Because comedy is weird.
Tag: weird
You Know That Song, “Sweet but Psycho,” That’s Me
Sometimes, I just act like such a weird person.
Fine Dining Menu: CACOPHONY
We want your dining experience to be elegant and tasteful, like being pushed down a flight of rusty metal steps while trapped inside an industrial-design sarcophagus.
Well, I’ve Been Reincarnated As a Fly Again
I don’t like that I have six, scraggly little legs. They are too scraggly for my taste and I still haven’t figured out what to use the middle ones for.
I’m Hosting Parties at my House Again, Here is What’s Off Limits
I put a sign on it just in case.