Guideline #4: There is no such thing as “self.”
Starting this fall, Sauron will bring the leadership lessons learned from his approximately 54,000 years of physical existence exclusively to our institution.
One call you won’t hear on our cutting-edge network is the sound of us suddenly ordering your death.
We know you have questions. The short answer is “trickle-down economics.”
Michael Buble, Wham, and that Josh Groban asshole can all suck it. I am ride or die for Mariah Motherfucking Carey.
Welcome to the year 2119, intrepid time traveler!
Visit the hottest destinations on Earth, both figuratively and literally!
Howdy train denizens! We’re going to be stopped here for a while because our train is super on fire.