As Mayor Vaughn said: “Amity means friendship.” I am a friend to all Amity’s sea creatures.
Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.
These active moves–which are totally achievable for the average person–are a great way to show off your athletic side.
“I listen to too many true crime podcasts” option: your delivery driver will walk to your residence slowly, set your order outside WITH BOTH HANDS SHOWING, and leave the premises as quickly as possible.
I am there for all of your meltdowns, but will you be there for mine?
This bike, like my life, is a glistening, upper-middle-class prison.
(Just to be clear, the “D” in question is in the cursive Disney font. You know the one.)
Since I just coughed twice, does that mean I have strep or swine flu or tuberculosis?
It has ravaged communities from bougie neighborhoods in California to bougie neighborhoods in New York.
And remember, no matter what, don’t get mad at the cat. If you get mad she’ll get mad, and honestly even though she’s small, kittens are MEAN.