God is dead, and so is this bar. Wanna get outta here? – Friedrich Nietzsche
Tag: satire
Goodnight Gen-Xer: A Bedtime Story for the Generation That Tucked Themselves In At Night
In a twice-mortgaged townhome’s main bedroom there was a landline
Welcome to the NYC Landlords Alliance!
This prestigious organization was created in 1897 by our founder Admiral Finbar McGlinchy when he was rejected by the Freemasons because they didn’t accept (quote), “new money weirdos”.
Erotic Dreams I’ve Had, Unfortunately, About Ted Cruz
“So, why do you really hate Planned Parenthood?” I therapeutically ask Ted.
Strategies for Leading Through Adversity, Assuming You are Barachiel, The Angel of Blessings
It’s normal to feel stress when confronting uncertain situations. This is no less true for celestial beings who are used to delivering God’s blessings while signaling their presence in a swirl of rose petals.
I Am a Modern, Progressive Guy, and No One Crushes Toxic Masculinity More Than I
With all this talk about toxic masculinity, I want to make it clear that I’m nothing like those guys. I’m a woke, sophisticated dude, and I crush toxic masculinity with my lavender-moisturized hands.
Your Mother’s Dying, Charlie Brown!
A Peanuts special on the five stages of good grief
4 Behavioral Insights To Help You Ace That Serious Clown Interview
Identified for my core competency, I was placed at the bottom of a human pyramid.
MLMs and Mompreneurs: A Half-Baked Recipe
Our recipe for financial freedom is simple and guaranteed to work. Every time.*
This Podcast Will Change Your Life
Your day is just a little bit worse.