God is dead, and so is this bar. Wanna get outta here? – Friedrich Nietzsche
In a twice-mortgaged townhome’s main bedroom there was a landline
This prestigious organization was created in 1897 by our founder Admiral Finbar McGlinchy when he was rejected by the Freemasons because they didn’t accept (quote), “new money weirdos”.
“So, why do you really hate Planned Parenthood?” I therapeutically ask Ted.
It’s normal to feel stress when confronting uncertain situations. This is no less true for celestial beings who are used to delivering God’s blessings while signaling their presence in a swirl of rose petals.
With all this talk about toxic masculinity, I want to make it clear that I’m nothing like those guys. I’m a woke, sophisticated dude, and I crush toxic masculinity with my lavender-moisturized hands.
A Peanuts special on the five stages of good grief
Identified for my core competency, I was placed at the bottom of a human pyramid.
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Your day is just a little bit worse.