What better way to heal than returning to sports? Sports doesn’t divide. It brings people together. Just ask a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan — they love each other!
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
Passive Aggressive Fight Club has always had a strong remote presence, from text message fights to GChat arguments to passive aggressive phone calls.
Both ruled over New York City for many years from a large, gawdy tower
2020 has been my year so far, and I’m not wasting a moment.
As Mayor Vaughn said: “Amity means friendship.” I am a friend to all Amity’s sea creatures.
Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.
These active moves–which are totally achievable for the average person–are a great way to show off your athletic side.
“I listen to too many true crime podcasts” option: your delivery driver will walk to your residence slowly, set your order outside WITH BOTH HANDS SHOWING, and leave the premises as quickly as possible.