11:15 a.m.: Check on reindeer at corral. Make sure no one’s picking on Prancer and that Rudolph is in the games and not ignored again.
Tag: santa claus
A Letter to Santa From Dr. Anthony Fauci
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
The Narrator In “Santa Baby” Reflects On Why She Got Coal This Christmas
Admittedly a single woman probably doesn’t need her own yacht; I ought to have asked to charter someone else’s vessel instead.