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I, Satan, Wish to Publicly Distance Myself From Mitch McConnell
What is this guy’s problem?
I’m the World’s Most Dangerous Soupeteur
And my minestrone smells like vengeance.
Portland State University is Proud to Offer a New Master of Professional Anarchy Studies Degree
As demand for Professional Anarchists has reached an all-time high in the Pacific Northwest, Portland State University is excited to unveil a new Master’s program to create qualified candidates prepared to enter this dynamic field.
How to Select And Prepare A Winning Turkey: A Recipe From the Democratic Party Cookbook
4. Position the turkey in the center, slightly to the left.
Alternate Uses For The Mountains of Tampons We Binged on Tax-Free Weekend
Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.
Self Care Tips for Managing Your White Supremacy
Remember, no matter what anybody says, there is a higher power up there–or down there if DC is to your south.
8 Tips For Training Your Senator
Do you feel your friends judging you when your Senator acts out, and you’re tired of having to explain that they were like that before you got them?