Literally, what the fuck? Anyways, our performance metrics…
What is this guy’s problem?
And my minestrone smells like vengeance.
As demand for Professional Anarchists has reached an all-time high in the Pacific Northwest, Portland State University is excited to unveil a new Master’s program to create qualified candidates prepared to enter this dynamic field.
4. Position the turkey in the center, slightly to the left.
Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.
Remember, no matter what anybody says, there is a higher power up there–or down there if DC is to your south.
Do you feel your friends judging you when your Senator acts out, and you’re tired of having to explain that they were like that before you got them?