I know you are missing all your friends like Taco, Sasha Fierce, and Fluffy, but it’s just not safe right now, okay?
Because comedy is weird.
Boy Am I Glad You Taught Me So Much About Dog Etiquette While I Was Getting My Mail
An Essential Care Guide for Our Most Beloved Family Member: Our Roomba
When you first come in, she might hide under the bed because she’s not used to strangers, but she’ll warm-up and be ramming your feet in no time.
I’m Your Dog and No, I Do Not Want to Say “Hi” to Your Zoom Call
It really seems like some of your meetings could be emails.
5 Ways to Stop Your New Kitten from Biting You
And remember, no matter what, don’t get mad at the cat. If you get mad she’ll get mad, and honestly even though she’s small, kittens are MEAN.
Thoughts I Have About My Dog Every Single Day
I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!