#1: Painting tasteful semi-abstract nudes
Do other people feel guilty when their dog looks bored or is it just me?
Delude yourself into thinking that fat-shaming is a sign of love. They mean well?
Tweet tweet, motherfucker.
When I kiss my son goodnight and wish him sweet dreams, he’ll respond “Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker!”
I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!
Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?
He’s weirdly obsessed with happy couples and thinks love is bullshit.