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Tag: personal
10 Worries I Have While Biting My Nails
Do other people feel guilty when their dog looks bored or is it just me?
How to Survive a Caribbean Family When You’re the “Shy One”
Delude yourself into thinking that fat-shaming is a sign of love. They mean well?
A Note from the Bird Outside Your Window
Tweet tweet, motherfucker.
Everything I’m Afraid Might Happen If I Give My Five-Year-Old Son a Bubble Gun
When I kiss my son goodnight and wish him sweet dreams, he’ll respond “Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker!”
Thoughts I Have About My Dog Every Single Day
I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!
Honest Responses I Wish I Could Send to Dudes on Online Dating Sites
Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?
Zodiac Killer, or Your Ex-Boyfriend With a Shitty Band? [Community]
He’s weirdly obsessed with happy couples and thinks love is bullshit.