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Tag: our dystopian future
Our Dystopian Future #4: Thanks for Paying Our Restaurant’s “Increase the Gap” Fee!
We know you have questions. The short answer is “trickle-down economics.”
Our Dystopian Future #3: All I Want for Christmas Is To Hear Mariah Carey Everywhere All The Damn Time
Michael Buble, Wham, and that Josh Groban asshole can all suck it. I am ride or die for Mariah Motherfucking Carey.
Our Dystopian Future #2: Welcome to the Future! Will Your Quality of Life Be Economy Standard or Global Life Premier?
Welcome to the year 2119, intrepid time traveler!
Our Dystopian Future #1: Lonely Planet’s Top 6 Destinations On Our Horribly Climate-Ravaged Earth
Visit the hottest destinations on Earth, both figuratively and literally!