Guideline #4: There is no such thing as “self.”
Tag: our dystopian future
Our Dystopian Future #6: Harvard Welcomes Its Newest Visiting Lecturer, The Dark Lord Sauron
Starting this fall, Sauron will bring the leadership lessons learned from his approximately 54,000 years of physical existence exclusively to our institution.
Our Dystopian Future #5: We’re Verizon, and you’re only alive because we say so
One call you won’t hear on our cutting-edge network is the sound of us suddenly ordering your death.
Our Dystopian Future #4: Thanks for Paying Our Restaurant’s “Increase the Gap” Fee!
We know you have questions. The short answer is “trickle-down economics.”
Our Dystopian Future #3: All I Want for Christmas Is To Hear Mariah Carey Everywhere All The Damn Time
Michael Buble, Wham, and that Josh Groban asshole can all suck it. I am ride or die for Mariah Motherfucking Carey.
Our Dystopian Future #2: Welcome to the Future! Will Your Quality of Life Be Economy Standard or Global Life Premier?
Welcome to the year 2119, intrepid time traveler!
Our Dystopian Future #1: Lonely Planet’s Top 6 Destinations On Our Horribly Climate-Ravaged Earth
Visit the hottest destinations on Earth, both figuratively and literally!