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Tag: office culture
Ways to Prove to Your Boss You Are Worthy of Employer-Sponsored Health Insurance
The biggest mistake young professionals make is expecting their employer to treat them with dignity.
An Open Letter to the Old Male Coworker Who Keeps Commenting on the Size of My Lunch
Who hurt you?
Office Holiday Party Guidelines For Professionals Working From Home
Mark yourself a Maybe. You don’t want to come off as desperate.
Exciting News! Your Position Has Just Been Eliminated, You Lucky Duck!
You’re never too old to learn a new skill, like how to compete for a few low-paying jobs in a market flooded with your now-former coworkers.
Smug Coworker Announces That He Has Never Heard of the Kardashians
“Kim Kardashian? Who is that? Is that the new woman who works in HR?”
Help Wanted: Diversity Hire
If hired, you give us permission to use your image to promote our Diverse Corporate Identity. So we’ll expect you to smile all the time at work, in case a photo is taken of you for promotional purposes.