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Tag: office culture
Exciting News! Your Position Has Just Been Eliminated, You Lucky Duck!
You’re never too old to learn a new skill, like how to compete for a few low-paying jobs in a market flooded with your now-former coworkers.
Smug Coworker Announces That He Has Never Heard of the Kardashians
“Kim Kardashian? Who is that? Is that the new woman who works in HR?”
Help Wanted: Diversity Hire
If hired, you give us permission to use your image to promote our Diverse Corporate Identity. So we’ll expect you to smile all the time at work, in case a photo is taken of you for promotional purposes.