And remember, no matter what, don’t get mad at the cat. If you get mad she’ll get mad, and honestly even though she’s small, kittens are MEAN.
My momma always said, “Life was like a box of sugar free chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump
A lot of people come into my house these days and try to give me advice.
Visit the hottest destinations on Earth, both figuratively and literally!
I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!
Howdy train denizens! We’re going to be stopped here for a while because our train is super on fire.
Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?
Always have a rubber ball slightly larger than a basketball handy.
I helped my father install crown-molding in our dining room.
There is no force more powerful than a woman who really, really has to pee