Face it: your dreams of becoming a twitter sensation are dead. It’s time to find a new hobby.
9) Not out yet but just wait for five minutes before the end.
Pocahontas: a victim of eminent domain
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
“I know you probably hate me.”
Both ruled over New York City for many years from a large, gawdy tower
Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.
These active moves–which are totally achievable for the average person–are a great way to show off your athletic side.
Mark yourself a Maybe. You don’t want to come off as desperate.
I am there for all of your meltdowns, but will you be there for mine?