NOTE: Prep times don’t account for your incompetent knife skills or your real-life interruptions.
12. The first 14 seconds of a shower…before the thoughts start happening.
Where are you from? No, where are you *really* from – Ohio?
5. Irish Andy. Not Irish. Thinks role-playing is just doing an Irish accent.
Dishwasher: There’s nothing worse than dirty cement that you can’t eat off.
Overwater your plants (out of love).
What do you know that you’re not telling us?
Your food blog is a great place to showcase your fiction writing.
Attending my Zoom lectures is a privilege, not a right.
Delude yourself into thinking that fat-shaming is a sign of love. They mean well?