Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.
These active moves–which are totally achievable for the average person–are a great way to show off your athletic side.
Mark yourself a Maybe. You don’t want to come off as desperate.
I am there for all of your meltdowns, but will you be there for mine?
This ONE WEIRD TRICK Kept Me A Virgin Until Age 25
And remember, no matter what, don’t get mad at the cat. If you get mad she’ll get mad, and honestly even though she’s small, kittens are MEAN.
My momma always said, “Life was like a box of sugar free chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump
A lot of people come into my house these days and try to give me advice.
Visit the hottest destinations on Earth, both figuratively and literally!
I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!