Admittedly a single woman probably doesn’t need her own yacht; I ought to have asked to charter someone else’s vessel instead.
Because comedy is weird.
Tag: holidays
Office Holiday Party Guidelines For Professionals Working From Home
Mark yourself a Maybe. You don’t want to come off as desperate.
Our Dystopian Future #3: All I Want for Christmas Is To Hear Mariah Carey Everywhere All The Damn Time
Michael Buble, Wham, and that Josh Groban asshole can all suck it. I am ride or die for Mariah Motherfucking Carey.
I Am the Woman From the Peloton Ad. My Pedals Are Fueled By Rage.
This bike, like my life, is a glistening, upper-middle-class prison.