NOTE: Prep times don’t account for your incompetent knife skills or your real-life interruptions.
Our recipe for financial freedom is simple and guaranteed to work. Every time.*
weeknight – at least 60 minutes but could come in at 3 hours
“I listen to too many true crime podcasts” option: your delivery driver will walk to your residence slowly, set your order outside WITH BOTH HANDS SHOWING, and leave the premises as quickly as possible.
She’ll never notice! Probably.
My momma always said, “Life was like a box of sugar free chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump
We want your dining experience to be elegant and tasteful, like being pushed down a flight of rusty metal steps while trapped inside an industrial-design sarcophagus.