A classic quandry.
Because comedy is weird.
13 Signs of a Controlling Relationship
Check off all that apply.
Okay, I’m Pretty Sure Bumble is Deleting My Matches
I think there must be something wrong with the software or the algorithm.
Wanted Ad: Someone To Hold My Hand During The Winter
Must be able to lift and carry a Christmas tree on your shoulder with your right hand, while holding my hand with your left hand.
Tinder Guy Would Rather Argue Than Fuck
“I didn’t join Tinder to get into fights with randos,” explains Graham. “I joined Tinder to get fucking plowed.”
Honest Responses I Wish I Could Send to Dudes on Online Dating Sites
Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?
We’re Sorry To Hear You’d Like To Cancel Your 30-Day Relationship Trial
We offer a variety of packages that don’t come with “labels,” if that’s what you’re looking for.