For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?

For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
Here are some beloved fall activities you can do from the comfort of your own home.
My first decade of Long Term Quarantine & Social Distancing (LTQSD) was a mighty struggle, so I thought I’d drop off some helpful tips about what you can do today.
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
Remember: relationships take work.
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
Take this fun quiz to see if you have what it takes to be a Quarantine Queen!
You all just want my calming, British voice to tell you that everything is going to be OK.
2020 has been my year so far, and I’m not wasting a moment.