For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
Quarantine-Friendly Fall Activities
Here are some beloved fall activities you can do from the comfort of your own home.
Boo Radley’s Tips On a Fulfilling and Healthy Life in Perpetual Quarantine
My first decade of Long Term Quarantine & Social Distancing (LTQSD) was a mighty struggle, so I thought I’d drop off some helpful tips about what you can do today.
Umbrellas Become Increasingly Politicized
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
CDC Finds America Full Of Fucking Idiots
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
Q&A with a Barred Therapist on How to Pick The Right Movie with Your Partner During Quarantine
Remember: relationships take work.
The CDC Presents: How to #StoptheSpread of COVID-19 Inside Your ICE Detention Facility!
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
QUIZ: Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Quarantine Queen?
Take this fun quiz to see if you have what it takes to be a Quarantine Queen!
Andy From Headspace Meditates on the Coronavirus
You all just want my calming, British voice to tell you that everything is going to be OK.
Hi, I’m The COVID-19 Testing Kit, and Celebrities Are Just More Important. There, I Said It.
2020 has been my year so far, and I’m not wasting a moment.