Hang it on the wall… and use it for dart practice.
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Are You My Crush? Take This Quiz To Find Out!
Ok, but do you like-like me? Like…you know what I mean.
I’ve Never Had Sex But I Think I’d Be Really Good At It!
I’ve seen Twilight: Breaking Dawn at least fifty times.
Breakup Registry for the Recently Dumped
You can help me #emotionally by purchasing any of the items (preferably all) on this list.
I’m Your Crush And I’m Not Romantically Interested In You At All… No Seriously, Like At All
Yes, I know we’ve been hanging out non-stop and I did take you on that getaway to Paris, and we did share a passionate embrace on the Eiffel Tower–but that doesn’t mean we’re “dating” per se.
Okay, I’m Pretty Sure Bumble is Deleting My Matches
I think there must be something wrong with the software or the algorithm.
Wanted Ad: Someone To Hold My Hand During The Winter
Must be able to lift and carry a Christmas tree on your shoulder with your right hand, while holding my hand with your left hand.
Job Listing for an Executive Assistant in Hell
Who You Are: A young, nubile lone wolf who’s capable of working in a team.
All the Gay Things I Did Before I Realized I Was Gay
I helped my father install crown-molding in our dining room.