Use this super steamy guide to tell your man he’s not the one for you and he ruined the last five years of your life!
Because comedy is weird.
Tag: breaking up
Breakup Registry for the Recently Dumped
You can help me #emotionally by purchasing any of the items (preferably all) on this list.
They Say Relationships End in Break-Ups or Death, So Let’s Just Get Out Ahead of This Thing!
I know finding out I’ve died would be a pretty sucky experience. This is why it’s so much easier for us both if you don’t contact me, or visit me, ever again.