Use this super steamy guide to tell your man he’s not the one for you and he ruined the last five years of your life!

Use this super steamy guide to tell your man he’s not the one for you and he ruined the last five years of your life!
You can help me #emotionally by purchasing any of the items (preferably all) on this list.
I know finding out I’ve died would be a pretty sucky experience. This is why it’s so much easier for us both if you don’t contact me, or visit me, ever again.