I saw you gliding across the pond and I said to myself, “That’s the most beautiful swan I’ve ever seen.” I’d like to get to know you. What do you say?

I saw you gliding across the pond and I said to myself, “That’s the most beautiful swan I’ve ever seen.” I’d like to get to know you. What do you say?
You may be wondering, “How is that tiny fucking bird so fucking loud and so fucking early every goddamn morning?”
Tweet tweet, motherfucker.