I saw you gliding across the pond and I said to myself, “That’s the most beautiful swan I’ve ever seen.” I’d like to get to know you. What do you say?
Tag: birds
I Am The Bird Living In Your Windowsill And I’m Here to Tell You It’s Spring, Bitches
You may be wondering, “How is that tiny fucking bird so fucking loud and so fucking early every goddamn morning?”
A Note from the Bird Outside Your Window
Tweet tweet, motherfucker.