Please email all submissions as full pieces pasted into the body of your email to:

We love new writers. We love shy writers. We love BIPOC, female, non-binary, LGBTQ+ writers. We love weird ideas. We love pieces that have been rejected. We love pieces that aren’t easily categorized or are the wrong format for other places. We love lists. We love cartoons. We love funny-ish writing with an impactful message behind it. We love stupid-funny writing with no message behind it.

Unfortunately, we are not able to offer pay at this time.