Always have a rubber ball slightly larger than a basketball handy.
Remember, no matter what anybody says, there is a higher power up there–or down there if DC is to your south.
I helped my father install crown-molding in our dining room.
There is no force more powerful than a woman who really, really has to pee
Our favorite tweets from our followers this week.
“I’m actually taking an improv class led by a friend of my wife’s at the local Jewish Community Center. It’s kind of challenging, but I think I have a knack for it.”
We are truly [be emotional here] whatever emotion makes us seem most empathetic to the public’s offense.
I know finding out I’ve died would be a pretty sucky experience. This is why it’s so much easier for us both if you don’t contact me, or visit me, ever again.
Men in general are very sexy, and I like them!