It’s hard out here for a lotion bottle.
We Cannot Allow Solar Panels in This Country Because Children Might Eat Them
Think about it. Have you ever seen a kid try to eat an oil rig?
20 Things Better Than My First Time Drinking
12. The first 14 seconds of a shower…before the thoughts start happening.
Guided Meditation for When You Have a Poltergeist
Time your breathing with the completely normal flickering of your ceiling fan light. Gently forget that you don’t have a ceiling fan.
Time-Traveling Baby Killers
Around these corridors we’ve got a saying, and I want you all to repeat after me: It Is ALWAYS Better To Kill Baby Hitler.
If White People Were Subjected to Microaggressions
Where are you from? No, where are you *really* from – Ohio?
The 12 most eligible singles in my local comic book shop’s drop in D&D sessions
5. Irish Andy. Not Irish. Thinks role-playing is just doing an Irish accent.
I Am The Bird Living In Your Windowsill And I’m Here to Tell You It’s Spring, Bitches
You may be wondering, “How is that tiny fucking bird so fucking loud and so fucking early every goddamn morning?”
12 Common Things You Can Fill With Cement for Fun
Dishwasher: There’s nothing worse than dirty cement that you can’t eat off.
What Happens To You If You Watch Too Much Dateline
Evil lurks in every corner.