With all this talk about toxic masculinity, I want to make it clear that I’m nothing like those guys. I’m a woke, sophisticated dude, and I crush toxic masculinity with my lavender-moisturized hands.
A Peanuts special on the five stages of good grief
Identified for my core competency, I was placed at the bottom of a human pyramid.
You just need to think outside the box.
A classic quandry.
I know you are missing all your friends like Taco, Sasha Fierce, and Fluffy, but it’s just not safe right now, okay?
NOTE: Prep times don’t account for your incompetent knife skills or your real-life interruptions.
If an overconfident pop star’s obsessive focus on a teenage girl can produce a Golden Globe-nominated vehicle, then who’s to say I can’t do the same?
It’s hard out here for a lotion bottle.