Since I just coughed twice, does that mean I have strep or swine flu or tuberculosis?
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The Influencing Epidemic: Spot The Signs And Know The Dangers
It has ravaged communities from bougie neighborhoods in California to bougie neighborhoods in New York.
Our Dystopian Future #2: Welcome to the Future! Will Your Quality of Life Be Economy Standard or Global Life Premier?
Welcome to the year 2119, intrepid time traveler!
5 Ways to Stop Your New Kitten from Biting You
And remember, no matter what, don’t get mad at the cat. If you get mad she’ll get mad, and honestly even though she’s small, kittens are MEAN.
Wanted Ad: Someone To Hold My Hand During The Winter
Must be able to lift and carry a Christmas tree on your shoulder with your right hand, while holding my hand with your left hand.
Eulogies for Millennials: They’re Killin’ It!
He died doing what he loved: drinking sparkling water.
Job Listing for an Executive Assistant in Hell
Who You Are: A young, nubile lone wolf who’s capable of working in a team.
Hot Guy at Restaurant Orders Ranch With Salad, Nearby Woman Wonders “Was He Actually Hot to Begin With?”
“I figured I had just heard him wrong. Ranch is just such a typical white person dressing, but this guy didn’t seem typical to me”, explained Carpenter.
Don’t Scare Away Fall
If you start getting excited too soon you’re going to end up scaring it and then summer will have to fill in.
Movie Quotes Revisited for Healthy Reasons
My momma always said, “Life was like a box of sugar free chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump