Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.
Our Dystopian Future #4: Thanks for Paying Our Restaurant’s “Increase the Gap” Fee!
We know you have questions. The short answer is “trickle-down economics.”
Brave! This Woman Got a Haircut and Didn’t Post it on Facebook
“I just find it so moving that she’d make such a major life change as a new short haircut and not post about it. Maybe she should be a life coach or something?”
I Demand This Radio Request Line Play The McScrubber Brothers Carpet Cleaning Jingle
Come on, I just need you to play the jingle and then I can die!
A Reminder From Our Social Chair Regarding Poor Attendance At The Valentine’s Day Mixer With Beta Pi
It was an absolute, unequivocal, and utter disaster on par with the Hindenburg, the Titanic, and the ending of Inception, which I still do not understand.
God Checks His Voicemails
“Well look who it is, little non-believer Ricky Gervais.”
4 Hot Sex Positions for People in Much Better Shape Than You
These active moves–which are totally achievable for the average person–are a great way to show off your athletic side.
Okay, I’m Pretty Sure Bumble is Deleting My Matches
I think there must be something wrong with the software or the algorithm.
Thanks for Choosing HubGrub!
“I listen to too many true crime podcasts” option: your delivery driver will walk to your residence slowly, set your order outside WITH BOTH HANDS SHOWING, and leave the premises as quickly as possible.
The Narrator In “Santa Baby” Reflects On Why She Got Coal This Christmas
Admittedly a single woman probably doesn’t need her own yacht; I ought to have asked to charter someone else’s vessel instead.