My mistake.
How I Achieved My Dreams In Life With Just An Enchanted Amulet, And You Can Too
It’s just that simple!
A Review of the Veganomicon, The John Dee Translation
I once made a vegan turducken, so I felt up to the challenge.
Sleepytime Tea FAQs
Brew a cup just to do something with your hands!
Questions I Have for Fish
What do you know that you’re not telling us?
An Essential Care Guide for Our Most Beloved Family Member: Our Roomba
When you first come in, she might hide under the bed because she’s not used to strangers, but she’ll warm-up and be ramming your feet in no time.
Make Him Regret Ever Leaving You (No Crunches Needed!)
I developed these tips, all taken from my own life, which will allow you to get real revenge without having to do a single crunch (You’re welcome!).
An Open Letter to The Boys Who Are Back in Town
While we understand that you just got back today, we ask politely that you please read this letter to understand the current state of things in this town.
My Work About My Hot Boyfriend Deserves Your Feminist Writing Fellowship
If I could describe my art in one word I’d say: Kevin.