Tweet tweet, motherfucker.
What is this guy’s problem?
If he used to make frequent trips to your Animal Crossing Island but now your villagers are all whispering to each other that you got “ghosted harder than Wisp himself,” he’s just not that into you.
My first decade of Long Term Quarantine & Social Distancing (LTQSD) was a mighty struggle, so I thought I’d drop off some helpful tips about what you can do today.
You’ll thank me later.
Thank you in advance for your contribution.
I know you think we had something special. But to me, you’re just one in a long parade of twenty-somethings willing to blow half their meager salary to live in a glorified dorm room.
Apple: Think about thinking differently.
And my minestrone smells like vengeance.