Absolutely no one enjoys having their “brains picked.”
Your food blog is a great place to showcase your fiction writing.
The journey through it is endless and it takes everything in you just to survive.
Hang it on the wall… and use it for dart practice.
11:15 a.m.: Check on reindeer at corral. Make sure no one’s picking on Prancer and that Rudolph is in the games and not ignored again.
Attending my Zoom lectures is a privilege, not a right.
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
Delude yourself into thinking that fat-shaming is a sign of love. They mean well?
Since we’ll be stuck in this nightmare scenario pandemic for the foreseeable future and you have nothing better to do, why not spend a little time with your inner child?
“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”