Around these corridors we’ve got a saying, and I want you all to repeat after me: It Is ALWAYS Better To Kill Baby Hitler.
Where are you from? No, where are you *really* from – Ohio?
5. Irish Andy. Not Irish. Thinks role-playing is just doing an Irish accent.
You may be wondering, “How is that tiny fucking bird so fucking loud and so fucking early every goddamn morning?”
Dishwasher: There’s nothing worse than dirty cement that you can’t eat off.
Evil lurks in every corner.
It’s time I take my talents to a place I can more easily pretend to be happy.
Don’t let anyone tell you there is no such thing as an overnight success!
Overwater your plants (out of love).