“I’m actually taking an improv class led by a friend of my wife’s at the local Jewish Community Center. It’s kind of challenging, but I think I have a knack for it.”
We are truly [be emotional here] whatever emotion makes us seem most empathetic to the public’s offense.
I know finding out I’ve died would be a pretty sucky experience. This is why it’s so much easier for us both if you don’t contact me, or visit me, ever again.
Men in general are very sexy, and I like them!
The first rule of satire is: you do not talk about satire comedy.
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Theater is a safe space for everyone – even you, Brad.
“Kim Kardashian? Who is that? Is that the new woman who works in HR?”
“Silly guy. Blue lives matter, too.”