Attending my Zoom lectures is a privilege, not a right.
A Letter to Santa From Dr. Anthony Fauci
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
How to Survive a Caribbean Family When You’re the “Shy One”
Delude yourself into thinking that fat-shaming is a sign of love. They mean well?
8 Ways to Connect to Your Inner Child
Since we’ll be stuck in this nightmare scenario pandemic for the foreseeable future and you have nothing better to do, why not spend a little time with your inner child?
The Gingerbread Witch Competes on the Great British Bake-Off
“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
Mom’s Final Facebook Post
Facebook, I am about to SNAP.
I’m Your Dog and No, I Do Not Want to Say “Hi” to Your Zoom Call
It really seems like some of your meetings could be emails.
I’m the Inventor of the Atomic Beam Flashlight and My Infomercial Is Not a Joke
How many flashlights have you lost due to the deathly wheels of a firetruck? Answer me that.
The Lesser Known Cides
Pinotcide: The act of intentionally killing an entire bottle of Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio on one’s own. Frequently a crime of passion.
