Screw Myers-Briggs.
Brenda, the Catwoman (and other Hybrid Creatures that Didn’t Make it to Hollywood)
Brenda was the original catwoman.
We Want Your Male-Driven TV Series About Men
We’re looking for stories with strong male friendships that highlight the beauty of men supporting men.
Introductory Niceties for an Email to a Coworker in a World Descending into Hell (Happy Friday!)
Literally, what the fuck? Anyways, our performance metrics…
How to Replace Your Finger with a Worm
You will become the talk of all your friends and colleagues.
Before You Open That Birthday Gift (Preambles from a Mother)
Be careful opening that. Turn it the other way.
10 Worries I Have While Biting My Nails
Do other people feel guilty when their dog looks bored or is it just me?
How to Maintain Your Dignity While Answering The Question: “How Are You Holding Up?”
I dunno, Christina. How are YOU holding up?
Dear Straight Women, I’m that Flannel Shirt You’re Thinking About Buying and I’m Here to Tell You that I’m not Interested
Remove me from your Amazon “fall buys” list. I don’t know what else to do but to tell you: Straight women, I’m not interested.
Numbers, Ranked
80. Man, you can’t beat 80. Eighty is like a tall, refreshing glass of lemonade on a hot day. We love the curves on this guy and we bet you do, too. Buckle up, readers: eighty is our number one number!