Satire by Gwen ThomasOct 2, 20196:05 am

You Decide: Advice from My Psychic or My Therapist

A lot of people come into my house these days and try to give me advice.

Satire by Tomo LazovichOct 1, 20196:05 am

Our Dystopian Future #1: Lonely Planet’s Top 6 Destinations On Our Horribly Climate-Ravaged Earth

Visit the hottest destinations on Earth, both figuratively and literally!

Lists by Robin ZlotnickSep 30, 20196:05 am

Thoughts I Have About My Dog Every Single Day

I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!

Tweet Round-Up by Funny-ish.comSep 20, 20198:54 am

Tweet Round-Up: 9/20/19

Our favorite tweets from our followers this week.

Satire by Marlee RobinsonSep 20, 20191:05 am

Tinder Guy Would Rather Argue Than Fuck

“I didn’t join Tinder to get into fights with randos,” explains Graham. “I joined Tinder to get fucking plowed.”

Satire by Jen CantinSep 19, 20191:05 am

Seltzer Education Seminar for Socially Inept Millennials

“Pamplemousse” vs. “Grapefruit”: Who, what, when, where, why?

Satire by Julie SharbuttSep 18, 20191:05 am

I Should Go to a Museum

I enjoy the arts! I am a thoughtful and creative adult with a free afternoon!

Satire by Michelle DrozdickSep 17, 20191:05 am

GOP Implements Gun Safety by Giving Guns a Gun

Instead of restricting access to firearms, this new policy will instead require all gun owners to equip each firearm they own with a smaller gun.

Tweet Round-Up by Funny-ish.comSep 13, 20191:35 am

Tweet Round-Up: 9/13/19

Our favorite tweets from our followers this week.

Satire by Sarah JamesSep 13, 20191:05 am

Of Course I, Your Macy’s Cashier, Will Pass Along Your Thoughts On This Coat To Michael Kors

As soon as you leave Macy’s store #4,679, I’m going to pick up the red telephone at the register that exists only as a direct line to Michael Kors and let him know your notes on his designs.