Where are you from? No, where are you *really* from – Ohio?
5. Irish Andy. Not Irish. Thinks role-playing is just doing an Irish accent.
You may be wondering, “How is that tiny fucking bird so fucking loud and so fucking early every goddamn morning?”
Dishwasher: There’s nothing worse than dirty cement that you can’t eat off.
Evil lurks in every corner.
It’s time I take my talents to a place I can more easily pretend to be happy.
Don’t let anyone tell you there is no such thing as an overnight success!
Overwater your plants (out of love).
It’s just that simple!