Must be able to lift and carry a Christmas tree on your shoulder with your right hand, while holding my hand with your left hand.
Funny-ish.com
Because comedy is weird.
Eulogies for Millennials: They’re Killin’ It!
He died doing what he loved: drinking sparkling water.
Job Listing for an Executive Assistant in Hell
Who You Are: A young, nubile lone wolf who’s capable of working in a team.
Hot Guy at Restaurant Orders Ranch With Salad, Nearby Woman Wonders “Was He Actually Hot to Begin With?”
“I figured I had just heard him wrong. Ranch is just such a typical white person dressing, but this guy didn’t seem typical to me”, explained Carpenter.
Don’t Scare Away Fall
If you start getting excited too soon you’re going to end up scaring it and then summer will have to fill in.
Movie Quotes Revisited for Healthy Reasons
My momma always said, “Life was like a box of sugar free chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump
You Know That Song, “Sweet but Psycho,” That’s Me
Sometimes, I just act like such a weird person.
Ask a Zookeeper
The monthly column where I, Zoey Frank, a keeper at The Cincinnati Zoo, answer your questions about animals.
The Boxed Wine of Amontillado
A tale of marriage, conflict, and boxed wine.
You Decide: Advice from My Psychic or My Therapist
A lot of people come into my house these days and try to give me advice.