Where are you from? No, where are you *really* from – Ohio?
The 12 most eligible singles in my local comic book shop’s drop in D&D sessions
5. Irish Andy. Not Irish. Thinks role-playing is just doing an Irish accent.
I Am The Bird Living In Your Windowsill And I’m Here to Tell You It’s Spring, Bitches
You may be wondering, “How is that tiny fucking bird so fucking loud and so fucking early every goddamn morning?”
12 Common Things You Can Fill With Cement for Fun
Dishwasher: There’s nothing worse than dirty cement that you can’t eat off.
What Happens To You If You Watch Too Much Dateline
Evil lurks in every corner.
New York Improviser Leaves the City to be Depressed in a Sunnier Place
It’s time I take my talents to a place I can more easily pretend to be happy.
Woman Lands Dream Job Where All Her Teeth Fall Out
Don’t let anyone tell you there is no such thing as an overnight success!
11 Ways to Spend a Lazy Sunday
Overwater your plants (out of love).
Boy Am I Glad You Taught Me So Much About Dog Etiquette While I Was Getting My Mail
My mistake.
How I Achieved My Dreams In Life With Just An Enchanted Amulet, And You Can Too
It’s just that simple!