I don’t like that I have six, scraggly little legs. They are too scraggly for my taste and I still haven’t figured out what to use the middle ones for.
8 Times in “The Odyssey” Where Odysseus Was Clearly More Concerned With Going to the Batting Cages Than Returning to Ithaca
Come on, Odysseus. There are some things more important than the batting cages, like going home to your wife!
I’m Hosting Parties at my House Again, Here is What’s Off Limits
I put a sign on it just in case.
Representation In Film and Television is So Important But Please For the Love Of God Don’t Make Me Watch It
When it comes to supporting diverse art I have always been vocal. That’s why I say things like “I’ll get to it later,” or “It’s on my list.”
What I Can Only Imagine Middle Schoolers Write in Each Other’s Yearbooks Now
I can’t believe college is only 72 months away.
Tweet Round-Up: 8/9/19
Our favorite tweets from our followers this week.
We’re Sorry To Hear You’d Like To Cancel Your 30-Day Relationship Trial
We offer a variety of packages that don’t come with “labels,” if that’s what you’re looking for.
Why Is Everyone, Like, So Obsessed With Bees?
Big whoop, you make honey.
I’m A Writer With Great Potential And I Want My Fingers Insured
You and I both understand that it’s just a safety net against the fickle fingers of fate.