“Kim Kardashian? Who is that? Is that the new woman who works in HR?”
“Silly guy. Blue lives matter, too.”
I don’t like that I have six, scraggly little legs. They are too scraggly for my taste and I still haven’t figured out what to use the middle ones for.
Come on, Odysseus. There are some things more important than the batting cages, like going home to your wife!
I put a sign on it just in case.
When it comes to supporting diverse art I have always been vocal. That’s why I say things like “I’ll get to it later,” or “It’s on my list.”
I can’t believe college is only 72 months away.
Our favorite tweets from our followers this week.
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