How many flashlights have you lost due to the deathly wheels of a firetruck? Answer me that.
Your day is just a little bit worse.
Tweet tweet, motherfucker.
Why do its long purple tendrils reach to the sky even as it sits nestled in the dark in a wooden bowl obtained from a $1 pile at a stoop sale?
I’m sure they’re really very nice people when they’re not “in character.” And, that’s not to say that there’s anything “wrong” with being “in character.” I didn’t say that, Chantal…
Guideline #4: There is no such thing as “self.”
Take this fun quiz to find out!
That would show everyone–everyone who ever said I would never amount to anything.
Come on, I just need you to play the jingle and then I can die!