Guideline #4: There is no such thing as “self.”
Category: Weird
What’s In Charge of Your Life: Intuition, Anxiety, or the Stubborn Demon that Possessed You? – A Quiz
Take this fun quiz to find out!
Thoughts on Finding a Seven-Foot-Tall Giant Plush Hansa Giraffe in the Mastermind Toys Online Catalogue
That would show everyone–everyone who ever said I would never amount to anything.
I Demand This Radio Request Line Play The McScrubber Brothers Carpet Cleaning Jingle
Come on, I just need you to play the jingle and then I can die!
God Checks His Voicemails
“Well look who it is, little non-believer Ricky Gervais.”
Our Dystopian Future #2: Welcome to the Future! Will Your Quality of Life Be Economy Standard or Global Life Premier?
Welcome to the year 2119, intrepid time traveler!
Eulogies for Millennials: They’re Killin’ It!
He died doing what he loved: drinking sparkling water.
You Know That Song, “Sweet but Psycho,” That’s Me
Sometimes, I just act like such a weird person.
Fine Dining Menu: CACOPHONY
We want your dining experience to be elegant and tasteful, like being pushed down a flight of rusty metal steps while trapped inside an industrial-design sarcophagus.
Well, I’ve Been Reincarnated As a Fly Again
I don’t like that I have six, scraggly little legs. They are too scraggly for my taste and I still haven’t figured out what to use the middle ones for.