Evil lurks in every corner.
Don’t let anyone tell you there is no such thing as an overnight success!
It’s just that simple!
Brew a cup just to do something with your hands!
What do you know that you’re not telling us?
Since we’ll be stuck in this nightmare scenario pandemic for the foreseeable future and you have nothing better to do, why not spend a little time with your inner child?
“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
How many flashlights have you lost due to the deathly wheels of a firetruck? Answer me that.
Your day is just a little bit worse.