The rumors that we plan to slaughter every townsperson who doesn’t fit into a narrow cookie-cutter mold are simply not true. While Hollyville Falls has been accused of being as straight and white as an orthodontist’s wet dream, we have a place for ALL types, from tall, gorgeous white people to average-height, gorgeous white people—even beautiful blondes.
In a twice-mortgaged townhome’s main bedroom there was a landline
It’s that time of year again – thousands of mares and stallions are escaping their ranches run by tyrannical rodeo operators, and now they’re looking for homes.
Loved our stay. Nice place. Fridge comes fully stocked. There’s a man in the walls.
It’s normal to feel stress when confronting uncertain situations. This is no less true for celestial beings who are used to delivering God’s blessings while signaling their presence in a swirl of rose petals.
A Peanuts special on the five stages of good grief
Identified for my core competency, I was placed at the bottom of a human pyramid.
You just need to think outside the box.
Think about it. Have you ever seen a kid try to eat an oil rig?
Around these corridors we’ve got a saying, and I want you all to repeat after me: It Is ALWAYS Better To Kill Baby Hitler.