What do you know that you’re not telling us?
Since we’ll be stuck in this nightmare scenario pandemic for the foreseeable future and you have nothing better to do, why not spend a little time with your inner child?
“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
How many flashlights have you lost due to the deathly wheels of a firetruck? Answer me that.
Your day is just a little bit worse.
Tweet tweet, motherfucker.
Why do its long purple tendrils reach to the sky even as it sits nestled in the dark in a wooden bowl obtained from a $1 pile at a stoop sale?
I’m sure they’re really very nice people when they’re not “in character.” And, that’s not to say that there’s anything “wrong” with being “in character.” I didn’t say that, Chantal…
Guideline #4: There is no such thing as “self.”