I know somebody’s going to love your dad’s chair for the butt imprint alone.
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How to Survive the Carnage in Hallmark’s Christmas Village
The rumors that we plan to slaughter every townsperson who doesn’t fit into a narrow cookie-cutter mold are simply not true. While Hollyville Falls has been accused of being as straight and white as an orthodontist’s wet dream, we have a place for ALL types, from tall, gorgeous white people to average-height, gorgeous white people—even beautiful blondes.
I Can Only Cum When I See the Leaves Change
I’m horny AF for fall.
Mom, You Have Got to Try Kombucha
You’ll thank me later.
A Letter From the Committee to Soundproof Darcie Chambers’ Bedroom
Thank you in advance for your contribution.
I’m Your First Studio Apartment and I’m So Glad You’re Moving Out
I know you think we had something special. But to me, you’re just one in a long parade of twenty-somethings willing to blow half their meager salary to live in a glorified dorm room.