My first decade of Long Term Quarantine & Social Distancing (LTQSD) was a mighty struggle, so I thought I’d drop off some helpful tips about what you can do today.
And my minestrone smells like vengeance.
Even your main allies, Mr. Harry Potter and Mr. Newt Scamander, disagree with your views. It’s a bad image.
What better way to heal than returning to sports? Sports doesn’t divide. It brings people together. Just ask a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan — they love each other!
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
The Target is survived by the Target Corporation, the 8th-largest retailer in the United States.
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
You all just want my calming, British voice to tell you that everything is going to be OK.
2020 has been my year so far, and I’m not wasting a moment.