What better way to heal than returning to sports? Sports doesn’t divide. It brings people together. Just ask a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan — they love each other!
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Umbrellas Become Increasingly Politicized
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
CDC Finds America Full Of Fucking Idiots
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
A Celebration of Life for the Late Minneapolis Target
The Target is survived by the Target Corporation, the 8th-largest retailer in the United States.
The CDC Presents: How to #StoptheSpread of COVID-19 Inside Your ICE Detention Facility!
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
Andy From Headspace Meditates on the Coronavirus
You all just want my calming, British voice to tell you that everything is going to be OK.
Hi, I’m The COVID-19 Testing Kit, and Celebrities Are Just More Important. There, I Said It.
2020 has been my year so far, and I’m not wasting a moment.
Alternate Uses For The Mountains of Tampons We Binged on Tax-Free Weekend
Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.
I Am the Woman From the Peloton Ad. My Pedals Are Fueled By Rage.
This bike, like my life, is a glistening, upper-middle-class prison.