It’s time I take my talents to a place I can more easily pretend to be happy.
It’s just that simple!
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
My first decade of Long Term Quarantine & Social Distancing (LTQSD) was a mighty struggle, so I thought I’d drop off some helpful tips about what you can do today.
And my minestrone smells like vengeance.
Even your main allies, Mr. Harry Potter and Mr. Newt Scamander, disagree with your views. It’s a bad image.
What better way to heal than returning to sports? Sports doesn’t divide. It brings people together. Just ask a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan — they love each other!
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
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