What better way to heal than returning to sports? Sports doesn’t divide. It brings people together. Just ask a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan — they love each other!
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
The Target is survived by the Target Corporation, the 8th-largest retailer in the United States.
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
You all just want my calming, British voice to tell you that everything is going to be OK.
2020 has been my year so far, and I’m not wasting a moment.
Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.
This bike, like my life, is a glistening, upper-middle-class prison.