We have to knock this thing out of the park.
Introductory Niceties for an Email to a Coworker in a World Descending into Hell (Happy Friday!)
Literally, what the fuck? Anyways, our performance metrics…
Welcome to the NYC Landlords Alliance!
This prestigious organization was created in 1897 by our founder Admiral Finbar McGlinchy when he was rejected by the Freemasons because they didn’t accept (quote), “new money weirdos”.
New York Improviser Leaves the City to be Depressed in a Sunnier Place
It’s time I take my talents to a place I can more easily pretend to be happy.
How I Achieved My Dreams In Life With Just An Enchanted Amulet, And You Can Too
It’s just that simple!
A Letter to Santa From Dr. Anthony Fauci
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
Boo Radley’s Tips On a Fulfilling and Healthy Life in Perpetual Quarantine
My first decade of Long Term Quarantine & Social Distancing (LTQSD) was a mighty struggle, so I thought I’d drop off some helpful tips about what you can do today.
I’m the World’s Most Dangerous Soupeteur
And my minestrone smells like vengeance.
Dear Mrs. Rowling, We Regret to Inform You That You’ve Been Banned from the Wizarding World
Even your main allies, Mr. Harry Potter and Mr. Newt Scamander, disagree with your views. It’s a bad image.
Pandemic Shmandemic, Let’s Get Back to Sports!
What better way to heal than returning to sports? Sports doesn’t divide. It brings people together. Just ask a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan — they love each other!