Can you believe that, y’all? She started off not liking the guy she ended up marrying!
Your favorite moms from the Nancy Meyers Cinematic Universe unite to battle their most powerful enemy yet: the evil Patriarchy.
Always have a rubber ball slightly larger than a basketball handy.
Remember, no matter what anybody says, there is a higher power up there–or down there if DC is to your south.
We are truly [be emotional here] whatever emotion makes us seem most empathetic to the public’s offense.
I know finding out I’ve died would be a pretty sucky experience. This is why it’s so much easier for us both if you don’t contact me, or visit me, ever again.
Men in general are very sexy, and I like them!
The first rule of satire is: you do not talk about satire comedy.
Theater is a safe space for everyone – even you, Brad.
“Kim Kardashian? Who is that? Is that the new woman who works in HR?”