While we understand that you just got back today, we ask politely that you please read this letter to understand the current state of things in this town.
Category: Satire
My Work About My Hot Boyfriend Deserves Your Feminist Writing Fellowship
If I could describe my art in one word I’d say: Kevin.
FAQ: #Networking For Obnoxious Men
Absolutely no one enjoys having their “brains picked.”
How To Write An Online Recipe in 14 Easy Paragraphs
Your food blog is a great place to showcase your fiction writing.
Top 10 Things To Do With An MFA in TV Writing
Hang it on the wall… and use it for dart practice.
Agenda: Santa’s Handyelf
11:15 a.m.: Check on reindeer at corral. Make sure no one’s picking on Prancer and that Rudolph is in the games and not ignored again.
A Letter to Santa From Dr. Anthony Fauci
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
The Gingerbread Witch Competes on the Great British Bake-Off
“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
Mom’s Final Facebook Post
Facebook, I am about to SNAP.
I’m Your Dog and No, I Do Not Want to Say “Hi” to Your Zoom Call
It really seems like some of your meetings could be emails.