“I figured I had just heard him wrong. Ranch is just such a typical white person dressing, but this guy didn’t seem typical to me”, explained Carpenter.
Because comedy is weird.
Category: Satire
Don’t Scare Away Fall
If you start getting excited too soon you’re going to end up scaring it and then summer will have to fill in.
You Know That Song, “Sweet but Psycho,” That’s Me
Sometimes, I just act like such a weird person.
Ask a Zookeeper
The monthly column where I, Zoey Frank, a keeper at The Cincinnati Zoo, answer your questions about animals.
The Boxed Wine of Amontillado
A tale of marriage, conflict, and boxed wine.
You Decide: Advice from My Psychic or My Therapist
A lot of people come into my house these days and try to give me advice.
Our Dystopian Future #1: Lonely Planet’s Top 6 Destinations On Our Horribly Climate-Ravaged Earth
Visit the hottest destinations on Earth, both figuratively and literally!
Tinder Guy Would Rather Argue Than Fuck
“I didn’t join Tinder to get into fights with randos,” explains Graham. “I joined Tinder to get fucking plowed.”
Seltzer Education Seminar for Socially Inept Millennials
“Pamplemousse” vs. “Grapefruit”: Who, what, when, where, why?
I Should Go to a Museum
I enjoy the arts! I am a thoughtful and creative adult with a free afternoon!