What is this guy’s problem?

What is this guy’s problem?
My first decade of Long Term Quarantine & Social Distancing (LTQSD) was a mighty struggle, so I thought I’d drop off some helpful tips about what you can do today.
And my minestrone smells like vengeance.
Is That The Vampire One? will follow one man’s brave quest to let you know that he doesn’t really pay attention to pop culture.
I’m sure they’re really very nice people when they’re not “in character.” And, that’s not to say that there’s anything “wrong” with being “in character.” I didn’t say that, Chantal…
Even your main allies, Mr. Harry Potter and Mr. Newt Scamander, disagree with your views. It’s a bad image.
Guideline #4: There is no such thing as “self.”
The biggest mistake young professionals make is expecting their employer to treat them with dignity.
As demand for Professional Anarchists has reached an all-time high in the Pacific Northwest, Portland State University is excited to unveil a new Master’s program to create qualified candidates prepared to enter this dynamic field.
Use this super steamy guide to tell your man he’s not the one for you and he ruined the last five years of your life!