“Silly guy. Blue lives matter, too.”
Because comedy is weird.
Category: Satire
8 Times in “The Odyssey” Where Odysseus Was Clearly More Concerned With Going to the Batting Cages Than Returning to Ithaca
Come on, Odysseus. There are some things more important than the batting cages, like going home to your wife!
Representation In Film and Television is So Important But Please For the Love Of God Don’t Make Me Watch It
When it comes to supporting diverse art I have always been vocal. That’s why I say things like “I’ll get to it later,” or “It’s on my list.”
What I Can Only Imagine Middle Schoolers Write in Each Other’s Yearbooks Now
I can’t believe college is only 72 months away.
We’re Sorry To Hear You’d Like To Cancel Your 30-Day Relationship Trial
We offer a variety of packages that don’t come with “labels,” if that’s what you’re looking for.
Why Is Everyone, Like, So Obsessed With Bees?
Big whoop, you make honey.
Why Stop at Screentime?: More Ways to Control Your Family [Community]
Grandma takes about five minutes to walk up our flight of stairs. We have decided that she should only take two minutes to make it to the top.
I’m A Writer With Great Potential And I Want My Fingers Insured
You and I both understand that it’s just a safety net against the fickle fingers of fate.
Which Plant Is Right for Your State of Mental Distress? [Community]
Why up your dosage of Lexapro when you can get a plant to distract you from your all-consuming psychological turmoil?
8 Tips For Training Your Senator
Do you feel your friends judging you when your Senator acts out, and you’re tired of having to explain that they were like that before you got them?