All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
Category: Satire
CDC Finds America Full Of Fucking Idiots
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
Our Dystopian Future #6: Harvard Welcomes Its Newest Visiting Lecturer, The Dark Lord Sauron
Starting this fall, Sauron will bring the leadership lessons learned from his approximately 54,000 years of physical existence exclusively to our institution.
I’ve Never Had Sex But I Think I’d Be Really Good At It!
I’ve seen Twilight: Breaking Dawn at least fifty times.
A Celebration of Life for the Late Minneapolis Target
The Target is survived by the Target Corporation, the 8th-largest retailer in the United States.
50 Honest and Realistic Lesbian Movie Titles
9) Not out yet but just wait for five minutes before the end.
Breakup Registry for the Recently Dumped
You can help me #emotionally by purchasing any of the items (preferably all) on this list.
An Open Letter to the Old Male Coworker Who Keeps Commenting on the Size of My Lunch
Who hurt you?
Q&A with a Barred Therapist on How to Pick The Right Movie with Your Partner During Quarantine
Remember: relationships take work.
6 Celebrities You’ll Be Terrified to Realize You Can Recognize by Their Eyeballs
How far can you get in our eyeball identification quiz? You’ll be horrified to know.