Howdy train denizens! We’re going to be stopped here for a while because our train is super on fire.
I want to be informed of any questionable behavior, even if I have to read about it in my golf cart between holes.
We want your dining experience to be elegant and tasteful, like being pushed down a flight of rusty metal steps while trapped inside an industrial-design sarcophagus.
The CDC estimates that up to ten thousand are infected annually at drama camps alone.
I try to be the type of woman who always looks out for her female colleagues and friends, unless they’re just being a biyatch and pushing my buttons.
Can you believe that, y’all? She started off not liking the guy she ended up marrying!
Your favorite moms from the Nancy Meyers Cinematic Universe unite to battle their most powerful enemy yet: the evil Patriarchy.
Always have a rubber ball slightly larger than a basketball handy.
Remember, no matter what anybody says, there is a higher power up there–or down there if DC is to your south.
We are truly [be emotional here] whatever emotion makes us seem most empathetic to the public’s offense.