11:15 a.m.: Check on reindeer at corral. Make sure no one’s picking on Prancer and that Rudolph is in the games and not ignored again.
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
Facebook, I am about to SNAP.
It really seems like some of your meetings could be emails.
How many flashlights have you lost due to the deathly wheels of a firetruck? Answer me that.
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