Absolutely no one enjoys having their “brains picked.”
Category: Satire
How To Write An Online Recipe in 14 Easy Paragraphs
Your food blog is a great place to showcase your fiction writing.
Top 10 Things To Do With An MFA in TV Writing
Hang it on the wall… and use it for dart practice.
Agenda: Santa’s Handyelf
11:15 a.m.: Check on reindeer at corral. Make sure no one’s picking on Prancer and that Rudolph is in the games and not ignored again.
A Letter to Santa From Dr. Anthony Fauci
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
The Gingerbread Witch Competes on the Great British Bake-Off
“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
Mom’s Final Facebook Post
Facebook, I am about to SNAP.
I’m Your Dog and No, I Do Not Want to Say “Hi” to Your Zoom Call
It really seems like some of your meetings could be emails.
I’m the Inventor of the Atomic Beam Flashlight and My Infomercial Is Not a Joke
How many flashlights have you lost due to the deathly wheels of a firetruck? Answer me that.
