I developed these tips, all taken from my own life, which will allow you to get real revenge without having to do a single crunch (You’re welcome!).
While we understand that you just got back today, we ask politely that you please read this letter to understand the current state of things in this town.
If I could describe my art in one word I’d say: Kevin.
Absolutely no one enjoys having their “brains picked.”
Your food blog is a great place to showcase your fiction writing.
Hang it on the wall… and use it for dart practice.
11:15 a.m.: Check on reindeer at corral. Make sure no one’s picking on Prancer and that Rudolph is in the games and not ignored again.
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
Facebook, I am about to SNAP.