Howdy train denizens! We’re going to be stopped here for a while because our train is super on fire.
Because comedy is weird.
Category: Satire
A Sexual Misconduct Reporting Process That’ll Help Get Us Out of the Office on Time
I want to be informed of any questionable behavior, even if I have to read about it in my golf cart between holes.
Fine Dining Menu: CACOPHONY
We want your dining experience to be elegant and tasteful, like being pushed down a flight of rusty metal steps while trapped inside an industrial-design sarcophagus.
Health Advisory for Those Bitten by the Acting Bug
The CDC estimates that up to ten thousand are infected annually at drama camps alone.
I’m a Woman Who Supports Other Women Unless They’re Just Being a Biyatch [Community]
I try to be the type of woman who always looks out for her female colleagues and friends, unless they’re just being a biyatch and pushing my buttons.
My Wedding Toast for My BFF Jen, a Rom Com Journalist Who Fell in Love With a Source
Can you believe that, y’all? She started off not liking the guy she ended up marrying!
Nancy Meyers: Infinity War
Your favorite moms from the Nancy Meyers Cinematic Universe unite to battle their most powerful enemy yet: the evil Patriarchy.
Ingenious Ways To Distract Your Roommate And Their Partner So They Don’t See You Making Eggs Again For Dinner
Always have a rubber ball slightly larger than a basketball handy.
Self Care Tips for Managing Your White Supremacy
Remember, no matter what anybody says, there is a higher power up there–or down there if DC is to your south.
An Apology Letter From That Company That Did That Offensive Thing
We are truly [be emotional here] whatever emotion makes us seem most empathetic to the public’s offense.