I developed these tips, all taken from my own life, which will allow you to get real revenge without having to do a single crunch (You’re welcome!).
Category: Satire
An Open Letter to The Boys Who Are Back in Town
While we understand that you just got back today, we ask politely that you please read this letter to understand the current state of things in this town.
My Work About My Hot Boyfriend Deserves Your Feminist Writing Fellowship
If I could describe my art in one word I’d say: Kevin.
FAQ: #Networking For Obnoxious Men
Absolutely no one enjoys having their “brains picked.”
How To Write An Online Recipe in 14 Easy Paragraphs
Your food blog is a great place to showcase your fiction writing.
Top 10 Things To Do With An MFA in TV Writing
Hang it on the wall… and use it for dart practice.
Agenda: Santa’s Handyelf
11:15 a.m.: Check on reindeer at corral. Make sure no one’s picking on Prancer and that Rudolph is in the games and not ignored again.
A Letter to Santa From Dr. Anthony Fauci
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
The Gingerbread Witch Competes on the Great British Bake-Off
“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
Mom’s Final Facebook Post
Facebook, I am about to SNAP.