11:15 a.m.: Check on reindeer at corral. Make sure no one’s picking on Prancer and that Rudolph is in the games and not ignored again.
Category: Satire
A Letter to Santa From Dr. Anthony Fauci
For Christmas, may I have the name of your PR guy?
The Gingerbread Witch Competes on the Great British Bake-Off
“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
Mom’s Final Facebook Post
Facebook, I am about to SNAP.
I’m Your Dog and No, I Do Not Want to Say “Hi” to Your Zoom Call
It really seems like some of your meetings could be emails.
I’m the Inventor of the Atomic Beam Flashlight and My Infomercial Is Not a Joke
How many flashlights have you lost due to the deathly wheels of a firetruck? Answer me that.
Films Featuring Asian Characters Pitched in Hollywood by Non-Asians
Joy Luck Club II: Rise of the Tiger Moms
2020 Out Of Office Replies
It’s a special kind of year.
MLMs and Mompreneurs: A Half-Baked Recipe
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