I enjoy the arts! I am a thoughtful and creative adult with a free afternoon!
Because comedy is weird.
Category: Satire
GOP Implements Gun Safety by Giving Guns a Gun
Instead of restricting access to firearms, this new policy will instead require all gun owners to equip each firearm they own with a smaller gun.
Of Course I, Your Macy’s Cashier, Will Pass Along Your Thoughts On This Coat To Michael Kors
As soon as you leave Macy’s store #4,679, I’m going to pick up the red telephone at the register that exists only as a direct line to Michael Kors and let him know your notes on his designs.
Exciting News! Your Position Has Just Been Eliminated, You Lucky Duck!
You’re never too old to learn a new skill, like how to compete for a few low-paying jobs in a market flooded with your now-former coworkers.
Confronting Frodo at The Council of Elrond [Community]
Legolas: A shadow rises in the east…
Aragorn: Not now, Legolas. It’s always rising. We’re here to talk about Frodo’s stealing.
Blatantly Honest Train Delay Announcements
Howdy train denizens! We’re going to be stopped here for a while because our train is super on fire.
A Sexual Misconduct Reporting Process That’ll Help Get Us Out of the Office on Time
I want to be informed of any questionable behavior, even if I have to read about it in my golf cart between holes.
Fine Dining Menu: CACOPHONY
We want your dining experience to be elegant and tasteful, like being pushed down a flight of rusty metal steps while trapped inside an industrial-design sarcophagus.
Health Advisory for Those Bitten by the Acting Bug
The CDC estimates that up to ten thousand are infected annually at drama camps alone.
I’m a Woman Who Supports Other Women Unless They’re Just Being a Biyatch [Community]
I try to be the type of woman who always looks out for her female colleagues and friends, unless they’re just being a biyatch and pushing my buttons.