I enjoy the arts! I am a thoughtful and creative adult with a free afternoon!
Instead of restricting access to firearms, this new policy will instead require all gun owners to equip each firearm they own with a smaller gun.
As soon as you leave Macy’s store #4,679, I’m going to pick up the red telephone at the register that exists only as a direct line to Michael Kors and let him know your notes on his designs.
You’re never too old to learn a new skill, like how to compete for a few low-paying jobs in a market flooded with your now-former coworkers.
Legolas: A shadow rises in the east…
Aragorn: Not now, Legolas. It’s always rising. We’re here to talk about Frodo’s stealing.
Howdy train denizens! We’re going to be stopped here for a while because our train is super on fire.
I want to be informed of any questionable behavior, even if I have to read about it in my golf cart between holes.
We want your dining experience to be elegant and tasteful, like being pushed down a flight of rusty metal steps while trapped inside an industrial-design sarcophagus.
The CDC estimates that up to ten thousand are infected annually at drama camps alone.
I try to be the type of woman who always looks out for her female colleagues and friends, unless they’re just being a biyatch and pushing my buttons.