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Category: Satire
Why Is Everyone, Like, So Obsessed With Bees?
Big whoop, you make honey.
Why Stop at Screentime?: More Ways to Control Your Family [Community]
Grandma takes about five minutes to walk up our flight of stairs. We have decided that she should only take two minutes to make it to the top.
I’m A Writer With Great Potential And I Want My Fingers Insured
You and I both understand that it’s just a safety net against the fickle fingers of fate.
Which Plant Is Right for Your State of Mental Distress? [Community]
Why up your dosage of Lexapro when you can get a plant to distract you from your all-consuming psychological turmoil?
8 Tips For Training Your Senator
Do you feel your friends judging you when your Senator acts out, and you’re tired of having to explain that they were like that before you got them?
I’m Transgender Because I Chose to be, Damnit
I was in the womb for NINE MONTHS with nothing to do. Obviously I’m going to rebel and do something just to get attention and make adults mad.
Help Wanted: Diversity Hire
If hired, you give us permission to use your image to promote our Diverse Corporate Identity. So we’ll expect you to smile all the time at work, in case a photo is taken of you for promotional purposes.
Trailer for ‘Dangerous Admissions,’ the Inevitable Lifetime Movie About the College Cheating Scandal
How far will a mother go for her daughter?
7 Retro Fashion Trends That Got Our Entire Family Slain
Why did you leave us, Father? Can’t you hear our screams?