You may be wondering, “How is that tiny fucking bird so fucking loud and so fucking early every goddamn morning?”
Category: Satire
New York Improviser Leaves the City to be Depressed in a Sunnier Place
It’s time I take my talents to a place I can more easily pretend to be happy.
Woman Lands Dream Job Where All Her Teeth Fall Out
Don’t let anyone tell you there is no such thing as an overnight success!
Boy Am I Glad You Taught Me So Much About Dog Etiquette While I Was Getting My Mail
My mistake.
A Review of the Veganomicon, The John Dee Translation
I once made a vegan turducken, so I felt up to the challenge.
Sleepytime Tea FAQs
Brew a cup just to do something with your hands!
An Essential Care Guide for Our Most Beloved Family Member: Our Roomba
When you first come in, she might hide under the bed because she’s not used to strangers, but she’ll warm-up and be ramming your feet in no time.
Make Him Regret Ever Leaving You (No Crunches Needed!)
I developed these tips, all taken from my own life, which will allow you to get real revenge without having to do a single crunch (You’re welcome!).
An Open Letter to The Boys Who Are Back in Town
While we understand that you just got back today, we ask politely that you please read this letter to understand the current state of things in this town.
My Work About My Hot Boyfriend Deserves Your Feminist Writing Fellowship
If I could describe my art in one word I’d say: Kevin.