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Category: Satire
I, Satan, Wish to Publicly Distance Myself From Mitch McConnell
What is this guy’s problem?
Boo Radley’s Tips On a Fulfilling and Healthy Life in Perpetual Quarantine
My first decade of Long Term Quarantine & Social Distancing (LTQSD) was a mighty struggle, so I thought I’d drop off some helpful tips about what you can do today.
I’m the World’s Most Dangerous Soupeteur
And my minestrone smells like vengeance.
New Twilight Book To Be Narrated by Someone Way Too Proud They Haven’t Read Twilight
Is That The Vampire One? will follow one man’s brave quest to let you know that he doesn’t really pay attention to pop culture.
Sorry, Chantal, But Your Theatre Friends Make Me Super Uncomfortable
I’m sure they’re really very nice people when they’re not “in character.” And, that’s not to say that there’s anything “wrong” with being “in character.” I didn’t say that, Chantal…
Dear Mrs. Rowling, We Regret to Inform You That You’ve Been Banned from the Wizarding World
Even your main allies, Mr. Harry Potter and Mr. Newt Scamander, disagree with your views. It’s a bad image.
Our Dystopian Future #7: Guidelines For Robots In Our Open Warehouse Environment
Guideline #4: There is no such thing as “self.”
Ways to Prove to Your Boss You Are Worthy of Employer-Sponsored Health Insurance
The biggest mistake young professionals make is expecting their employer to treat them with dignity.
Portland State University is Proud to Offer a New Master of Professional Anarchy Studies Degree
As demand for Professional Anarchists has reached an all-time high in the Pacific Northwest, Portland State University is excited to unveil a new Master’s program to create qualified candidates prepared to enter this dynamic field.