You and I both understand that it’s just a safety net against the fickle fingers of fate.
8 Tips For Training Your Senator
Do you feel your friends judging you when your Senator acts out, and you’re tired of having to explain that they were like that before you got them?
I’m Transgender Because I Chose to be, Damnit
I was in the womb for NINE MONTHS with nothing to do. Obviously I’m going to rebel and do something just to get attention and make adults mad.
Help Wanted: Diversity Hire
If hired, you give us permission to use your image to promote our Diverse Corporate Identity. So we’ll expect you to smile all the time at work, in case a photo is taken of you for promotional purposes.
Trailer for ‘Dangerous Admissions,’ the Inevitable Lifetime Movie About the College Cheating Scandal
How far will a mother go for her daughter?
7 Retro Fashion Trends That Got Our Entire Family Slain
Why did you leave us, Father? Can’t you hear our screams?
It’s August and There is Still Gay Activity?
There’s a limited window to reach the gays before they migrate back underground for the rest of the year.
For Every Gym Initiation Fee You Pay Today We’ll Send One to a Child in Need
You get to transform the life of a young person who’s maybe never even seen an initiation fee before.