It’s normal to feel stress when confronting uncertain situations. This is no less true for celestial beings who are used to delivering God’s blessings while signaling their presence in a swirl of rose petals.
Category: Satire
I Am a Modern, Progressive Guy, and No One Crushes Toxic Masculinity More Than I
With all this talk about toxic masculinity, I want to make it clear that I’m nothing like those guys. I’m a woke, sophisticated dude, and I crush toxic masculinity with my lavender-moisturized hands.
4 Behavioral Insights To Help You Ace That Serious Clown Interview
Identified for my core competency, I was placed at the bottom of a human pyramid.
An Open Letter to My Dog About His Cancelled Birthday Party
I know you are missing all your friends like Taco, Sasha Fierce, and Fluffy, but it’s just not safe right now, okay?
If Sia Can Write Music and Get Nominated for Two Golden Globes, Why Can’t I Write Hope, a Blatant Rip-Off Done WAY Better?
If an overconfident pop star’s obsessive focus on a teenage girl can produce a Golden Globe-nominated vehicle, then who’s to say I can’t do the same?
I’m Jergens Ultra Healing Lotion, Dying to Be Squeezed
It’s hard out here for a lotion bottle.
We Cannot Allow Solar Panels in This Country Because Children Might Eat Them
Think about it. Have you ever seen a kid try to eat an oil rig?
Guided Meditation for When You Have a Poltergeist
Time your breathing with the completely normal flickering of your ceiling fan light. Gently forget that you don’t have a ceiling fan.
Time-Traveling Baby Killers
Around these corridors we’ve got a saying, and I want you all to repeat after me: It Is ALWAYS Better To Kill Baby Hitler.
If White People Were Subjected to Microaggressions
Where are you from? No, where are you *really* from – Ohio?