9) Not out yet but just wait for five minutes before the end.
Category: Satire
Breakup Registry for the Recently Dumped
You can help me #emotionally by purchasing any of the items (preferably all) on this list.
An Open Letter to the Old Male Coworker Who Keeps Commenting on the Size of My Lunch
Who hurt you?
Q&A with a Barred Therapist on How to Pick The Right Movie with Your Partner During Quarantine
Remember: relationships take work.
6 Celebrities You’ll Be Terrified to Realize You Can Recognize by Their Eyeballs
How far can you get in our eyeball identification quiz? You’ll be horrified to know.
Local Artist Makes A Portrait Out of All The Dick Pics She’s Ever Received
The piece is currently being sought after by MOMA, The Whitney Museum of American Art, and The Louvre.
The CDC Presents: How to #StoptheSpread of COVID-19 Inside Your ICE Detention Facility!
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
10 Triggering Peloton Phrases Your Mom Definitely Used in a Guilt Trip
“I know you probably hate me.”
A Reiteration of the Rules of Passive Aggressive Fight Club
Passive Aggressive Fight Club has always had a strong remote presence, from text message fights to GChat arguments to passive aggressive phone calls.
QUIZ: Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Quarantine Queen?
Take this fun quiz to see if you have what it takes to be a Quarantine Queen!