“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
Category: Satire
Mom’s Final Facebook Post
Facebook, I am about to SNAP.
I’m Your Dog and No, I Do Not Want to Say “Hi” to Your Zoom Call
It really seems like some of your meetings could be emails.
I’m the Inventor of the Atomic Beam Flashlight and My Infomercial Is Not a Joke
How many flashlights have you lost due to the deathly wheels of a firetruck? Answer me that.
Films Featuring Asian Characters Pitched in Hollywood by Non-Asians
Joy Luck Club II: Rise of the Tiger Moms
2020 Out Of Office Replies
It’s a special kind of year.
MLMs and Mompreneurs: A Half-Baked Recipe
Our recipe for financial freedom is simple and guaranteed to work. Every time.*
A Transcript of a Zoom Funeral
THE HOST HAS MUTED ALL MICROPHONES.
Falling Piano Violence Has No Place In Our Cartoon Schools
Our children need a safe place to learn, especially our cartoon students whose studies essentially don’t matter because they’ll be repeating the same grade until our series is cancelled.