We are truly [be emotional here] whatever emotion makes us seem most empathetic to the public’s offense.
I know finding out I’ve died would be a pretty sucky experience. This is why it’s so much easier for us both if you don’t contact me, or visit me, ever again.
Men in general are very sexy, and I like them!
The first rule of satire is: you do not talk about satire comedy.
Theater is a safe space for everyone – even you, Brad.
“Kim Kardashian? Who is that? Is that the new woman who works in HR?”
“Silly guy. Blue lives matter, too.”
Come on, Odysseus. There are some things more important than the batting cages, like going home to your wife!
When it comes to supporting diverse art I have always been vocal. That’s why I say things like “I’ll get to it later,” or “It’s on my list.”
I can’t believe college is only 72 months away.