It has ravaged communities from bougie neighborhoods in California to bougie neighborhoods in New York.
Because comedy is weird.
Category: Satire
Our Dystopian Future #2: Welcome to the Future! Will Your Quality of Life Be Economy Standard or Global Life Premier?
Welcome to the year 2119, intrepid time traveler!
5 Ways to Stop Your New Kitten from Biting You
And remember, no matter what, don’t get mad at the cat. If you get mad she’ll get mad, and honestly even though she’s small, kittens are MEAN.
Wanted Ad: Someone To Hold My Hand During The Winter
Must be able to lift and carry a Christmas tree on your shoulder with your right hand, while holding my hand with your left hand.
Eulogies for Millennials: They’re Killin’ It!
He died doing what he loved: drinking sparkling water.
Job Listing for an Executive Assistant in Hell
Who You Are: A young, nubile lone wolf who’s capable of working in a team.
Hot Guy at Restaurant Orders Ranch With Salad, Nearby Woman Wonders “Was He Actually Hot to Begin With?”
“I figured I had just heard him wrong. Ranch is just such a typical white person dressing, but this guy didn’t seem typical to me”, explained Carpenter.
Don’t Scare Away Fall
If you start getting excited too soon you’re going to end up scaring it and then summer will have to fill in.
You Know That Song, “Sweet but Psycho,” That’s Me
Sometimes, I just act like such a weird person.
Ask a Zookeeper
The monthly column where I, Zoey Frank, a keeper at The Cincinnati Zoo, answer your questions about animals.