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Dear Straight Women, I’m that Flannel Shirt You’re Thinking About Buying and I’m Here to Tell You that I’m not Interested
Remove me from your Amazon “fall buys” list. I don’t know what else to do but to tell you: Straight women, I’m not interested.
I’m a Swan, But I Don’t Do Monogamy
I saw you gliding across the pond and I said to myself, “That’s the most beautiful swan I’ve ever seen.” I’d like to get to know you. What do you say?
How to Survive the Carnage in Hallmark’s Christmas Village
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Goodnight Gen-Xer: A Bedtime Story for the Generation That Tucked Themselves In At Night
In a twice-mortgaged townhome’s main bedroom there was a landline