“I’m using boiled tarantula embryo, just the yolks, to give my cake a richer texture.”
Facebook, I am about to SNAP.
It really seems like some of your meetings could be emails.
How many flashlights have you lost due to the deathly wheels of a firetruck? Answer me that.
Joy Luck Club II: Rise of the Tiger Moms
It’s a special kind of year.
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THE HOST HAS MUTED ALL MICROPHONES.
Our children need a safe place to learn, especially our cartoon students whose studies essentially don’t matter because they’ll be repeating the same grade until our series is cancelled.