This prestigious organization was created in 1897 by our founder Admiral Finbar McGlinchy when he was rejected by the Freemasons because they didn’t accept (quote), “new money weirdos”.
Erotic Dreams I’ve Had, Unfortunately, About Ted Cruz
“So, why do you really hate Planned Parenthood?” I therapeutically ask Ted.
I, Satan, Wish to Publicly Distance Myself From Mitch McConnell
What is this guy’s problem?
I’m the World’s Most Dangerous Soupeteur
And my minestrone smells like vengeance.
Portland State University is Proud to Offer a New Master of Professional Anarchy Studies Degree
As demand for Professional Anarchists has reached an all-time high in the Pacific Northwest, Portland State University is excited to unveil a new Master’s program to create qualified candidates prepared to enter this dynamic field.
Classic Children’s Books Rewritten by Conservatives
Cloudy With No Chance of Climate Change
How to Select And Prepare A Winning Turkey: A Recipe From the Democratic Party Cookbook
4. Position the turkey in the center, slightly to the left.
Person Who Didn’t Vote in 2016 Absolutely Appalled by The State of Things
“Womens’ rights are under attack and this is exactly why we need more women in government,” said Herbert, who failed to vote for a woman in a Presidential election when the opportunity presented itself.
Umbrellas Become Increasingly Politicized
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
The CDC Presents: How to #StoptheSpread of COVID-19 Inside Your ICE Detention Facility!
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.