4. Position the turkey in the center, slightly to the left.
“Womens’ rights are under attack and this is exactly why we need more women in government,” said Herbert, who failed to vote for a woman in a Presidential election when the opportunity presented itself.
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
I know how I would like to be remembered, and it’s for more than my sex appeal. It’s as a symbol of political resistance, not a butt.
Remember, no matter what anybody says, there is a higher power up there–or down there if DC is to your south.
Do you feel your friends judging you when your Senator acts out, and you’re tired of having to explain that they were like that before you got them?