I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!
Because comedy is weird.
Category: Personal
Honest Responses I Wish I Could Send to Dudes on Online Dating Sites
Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?
All the Gay Things I Did Before I Realized I Was Gay
I helped my father install crown-molding in our dining room.
Quiz: Are You My Dad?
“I’m actually taking an improv class led by a friend of my wife’s at the local Jewish Community Center. It’s kind of challenging, but I think I have a knack for it.”
Zodiac Killer, or Your Ex-Boyfriend With a Shitty Band? [Community]
He’s weirdly obsessed with happy couples and thinks love is bullshit.