With all this talk about toxic masculinity, I want to make it clear that I’m nothing like those guys. I’m a woke, sophisticated dude, and I crush toxic masculinity with my lavender-moisturized hands.
You just need to think outside the box.
I know you are missing all your friends like Taco, Sasha Fierce, and Fluffy, but it’s just not safe right now, okay?
Delude yourself into thinking that fat-shaming is a sign of love. They mean well?
Odds are engineered based on information heard through the thin walls and air vents of my unit during the previous night’s argument.
Tweet tweet, motherfucker.
When I kiss my son goodnight and wish him sweet dreams, he’ll respond “Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker!”
I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!
Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?