“So, why do you really hate Planned Parenthood?” I therapeutically ask Ted.
Category: Parodies
Guestbook Entries From A Hotel That Definitely Has A Man In The Walls
Loved our stay. Nice place. Fridge comes fully stocked. There’s a man in the walls.
I’m the Inventor of the Atomic Beam Flashlight and My Infomercial Is Not a Joke
How many flashlights have you lost due to the deathly wheels of a firetruck? Answer me that.
He’s Just Not That Into You Updated For 2020
If he used to make frequent trips to your Animal Crossing Island but now your villagers are all whispering to each other that you got “ghosted harder than Wisp himself,” he’s just not that into you.
The Boxed Wine of Amontillado
A tale of marriage, conflict, and boxed wine.