Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?
Always have a rubber ball slightly larger than a basketball handy.
I helped my father install crown-molding in our dining room.
There is no force more powerful than a woman who really, really has to pee
Men in general are very sexy, and I like them!
The first rule of satire is: you do not talk about satire comedy.
Theater is a safe space for everyone – even you, Brad.
Come on, Odysseus. There are some things more important than the batting cages, like going home to your wife!
I put a sign on it just in case.
Grandma takes about five minutes to walk up our flight of stairs. We have decided that she should only take two minutes to make it to the top.