Why up your dosage of Lexapro when you can get a plant to distract you from your all-consuming psychological turmoil?
Meditating in a gorgeous wheat field at dawn, but it’s not dewy at all and the temperature is perfect
Do you feel your friends judging you when your Senator acts out, and you’re tired of having to explain that they were like that before you got them?
He’s weirdly obsessed with happy couples and thinks love is bullshit.
Why did you leave us, Father? Can’t you hear our screams?