Face it: your dreams of becoming a twitter sensation are dead. It’s time to find a new hobby.
9) Not out yet but just wait for five minutes before the end.
You can help me #emotionally by purchasing any of the items (preferably all) on this list.
Pocahontas: a victim of eminent domain
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
“I know you probably hate me.”
Passive Aggressive Fight Club has always had a strong remote presence, from text message fights to GChat arguments to passive aggressive phone calls.
Both ruled over New York City for many years from a large, gawdy tower
Never again get stuck on the pot with these mental travel destinations for any time you forget your phone on the charger.
Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.