I didn’t want you to know I was still awake and checking my texts at 3 am.
If he used to make frequent trips to your Animal Crossing Island but now your villagers are all whispering to each other that you got “ghosted harder than Wisp himself,” he’s just not that into you.
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When I kiss my son goodnight and wish him sweet dreams, he’ll respond “Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker!”
The biggest mistake young professionals make is expecting their employer to treat them with dignity.
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4. Position the turkey in the center, slightly to the left.
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