Grandma takes about five minutes to walk up our flight of stairs. We have decided that she should only take two minutes to make it to the top.
Because comedy is weird.
Category: Lists
Which Plant Is Right for Your State of Mental Distress? [Community]
Why up your dosage of Lexapro when you can get a plant to distract you from your all-consuming psychological turmoil?
All the Things Everyone Is Definitely Doing While You Sit on the Couch and Look at Instagram
Meditating in a gorgeous wheat field at dawn, but it’s not dewy at all and the temperature is perfect
8 Tips For Training Your Senator
Do you feel your friends judging you when your Senator acts out, and you’re tired of having to explain that they were like that before you got them?
Zodiac Killer, or Your Ex-Boyfriend With a Shitty Band? [Community]
He’s weirdly obsessed with happy couples and thinks love is bullshit.
7 Retro Fashion Trends That Got Our Entire Family Slain
Why did you leave us, Father? Can’t you hear our screams?