Howdy train denizens! We’re going to be stopped here for a while because our train is super on fire.
Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?
Always have a rubber ball slightly larger than a basketball handy.
I helped my father install crown-molding in our dining room.
There is no force more powerful than a woman who really, really has to pee
Men in general are very sexy, and I like them!
The first rule of satire is: you do not talk about satire comedy.
Theater is a safe space for everyone – even you, Brad.
Come on, Odysseus. There are some things more important than the batting cages, like going home to your wife!
I put a sign on it just in case.