Here are some beloved fall activities you can do from the comfort of your own home.
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Fashionable Weapons Freddy Krueger Passed On Before the Glove Made of Knives
#2: Pants Made of Arrows
Why I Didn’t Respond to Your Text
I didn’t want you to know I was still awake and checking my texts at 3 am.
He’s Just Not That Into You Updated For 2020
If he used to make frequent trips to your Animal Crossing Island but now your villagers are all whispering to each other that you got “ghosted harder than Wisp himself,” he’s just not that into you.
Slogans For Procrastinators
Apple: Think about thinking differently.
Personalities At Your Local Greenmarket
The guy who doesn’t realize they’re just actual mushrooms
Everything I’m Afraid Might Happen If I Give My Five-Year-Old Son a Bubble Gun
When I kiss my son goodnight and wish him sweet dreams, he’ll respond “Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker!”
Ways to Prove to Your Boss You Are Worthy of Employer-Sponsored Health Insurance
The biggest mistake young professionals make is expecting their employer to treat them with dignity.
The 5 Steamiest Ways to Break up with Your Boyfriend
Use this super steamy guide to tell your man he’s not the one for you and he ruined the last five years of your life!
Classic Children’s Books Rewritten by Conservatives
Cloudy With No Chance of Climate Change