I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!
Because comedy is weird.
Category: Lists
Blatantly Honest Train Delay Announcements
Howdy train denizens! We’re going to be stopped here for a while because our train is super on fire.
Honest Responses I Wish I Could Send to Dudes on Online Dating Sites
Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?
Ingenious Ways To Distract Your Roommate And Their Partner So They Don’t See You Making Eggs Again For Dinner
Always have a rubber ball slightly larger than a basketball handy.
All the Gay Things I Did Before I Realized I Was Gay
I helped my father install crown-molding in our dining room.
10 Inspirational Quotes That, Let’s Be Real, A White Woman Has Plastered On A Tote Bag Somewhere
There is no force more powerful than a woman who really, really has to pee
5 Tabs You Can Quickly Switch To As You Take an “Am I Gay” Online Quiz
Men in general are very sexy, and I like them!
Tyler Durden’s Rules for Writing Satire
The first rule of satire is: you do not talk about satire comedy.
New Musical Theater Adaptations for Bros
Theater is a safe space for everyone – even you, Brad.
8 Times in “The Odyssey” Where Odysseus Was Clearly More Concerned With Going to the Batting Cages Than Returning to Ithaca
Come on, Odysseus. There are some things more important than the batting cages, like going home to your wife!