80. Man, you can’t beat 80. Eighty is like a tall, refreshing glass of lemonade on a hot day. We love the curves on this guy and we bet you do, too. Buckle up, readers: eighty is our number one number!
You just need to think outside the box.
NOTE: Prep times don’t account for your incompetent knife skills or your real-life interruptions.
12. The first 14 seconds of a shower…before the thoughts start happening.
Where are you from? No, where are you *really* from – Ohio?
5. Irish Andy. Not Irish. Thinks role-playing is just doing an Irish accent.
Dishwasher: There’s nothing worse than dirty cement that you can’t eat off.
Overwater your plants (out of love).
What do you know that you’re not telling us?
Absolutely no one enjoys having their “brains picked.”