9) Not out yet but just wait for five minutes before the end.
Category: Lists
Breakup Registry for the Recently Dumped
You can help me #emotionally by purchasing any of the items (preferably all) on this list.
Disney Princesses Reimagined as the Second Class Citizens They Actually Were Historically
Pocahontas: a victim of eminent domain
The CDC Presents: How to #StoptheSpread of COVID-19 Inside Your ICE Detention Facility!
We’ll, uh, have to circle back.
10 Triggering Peloton Phrases Your Mom Definitely Used in a Guilt Trip
“I know you probably hate me.”
A Reiteration of the Rules of Passive Aggressive Fight Club
Passive Aggressive Fight Club has always had a strong remote presence, from text message fights to GChat arguments to passive aggressive phone calls.
10 Reasons Donald Trump and Norman Osborn, Spider-man’s Green Goblin, Would Be Friends
Both ruled over New York City for many years from a large, gawdy tower
Mental Places to Travel When You Forget to Take Your Phone to the Bathroom
Never again get stuck on the pot with these mental travel destinations for any time you forget your phone on the charger.
Alternate Uses For The Mountains of Tampons We Binged on Tax-Free Weekend
Sales tax holiday weekend came, and now we’re staring down a God damn Everest of tampons stockpiled in our living rooms.
4 Hot Sex Positions for People in Much Better Shape Than You
These active moves–which are totally achievable for the average person–are a great way to show off your athletic side.