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Category: Lists
Hot Pickup Lines from Dead Philosophers
God is dead, and so is this bar. Wanna get outta here? – Friedrich Nietzsche
Things Real Housewives Have Been Mistaken For Post-Surgery
Ramona Singer was mistaken for a kitchen sink.
Brenda, the Catwoman (and other Hybrid Creatures that Didn’t Make it to Hollywood)
Brenda was the original catwoman.
Introductory Niceties for an Email to a Coworker in a World Descending into Hell (Happy Friday!)
Literally, what the fuck? Anyways, our performance metrics…
How to Replace Your Finger with a Worm
You will become the talk of all your friends and colleagues.
Before You Open That Birthday Gift (Preambles from a Mother)
Be careful opening that. Turn it the other way.
10 Worries I Have While Biting My Nails
Do other people feel guilty when their dog looks bored or is it just me?
How to Maintain Your Dignity While Answering The Question: “How Are You Holding Up?”
I dunno, Christina. How are YOU holding up?
Numbers, Ranked
80. Man, you can’t beat 80. Eighty is like a tall, refreshing glass of lemonade on a hot day. We love the curves on this guy and we bet you do, too. Buckle up, readers: eighty is our number one number!