My momma always said, “Life was like a box of sugar free chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump
Because comedy is weird.
Category: Lists
You Decide: Advice from My Psychic or My Therapist
A lot of people come into my house these days and try to give me advice.
Our Dystopian Future #1: Lonely Planet’s Top 6 Destinations On Our Horribly Climate-Ravaged Earth
Visit the hottest destinations on Earth, both figuratively and literally!
Thoughts I Have About My Dog Every Single Day
I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!
Blatantly Honest Train Delay Announcements
Howdy train denizens! We’re going to be stopped here for a while because our train is super on fire.
Honest Responses I Wish I Could Send to Dudes on Online Dating Sites
Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?
Ingenious Ways To Distract Your Roommate And Their Partner So They Don’t See You Making Eggs Again For Dinner
Always have a rubber ball slightly larger than a basketball handy.
All the Gay Things I Did Before I Realized I Was Gay
I helped my father install crown-molding in our dining room.
10 Inspirational Quotes That, Let’s Be Real, A White Woman Has Plastered On A Tote Bag Somewhere
There is no force more powerful than a woman who really, really has to pee
5 Tabs You Can Quickly Switch To As You Take an “Am I Gay” Online Quiz
Men in general are very sexy, and I like them!