My momma always said, “Life was like a box of sugar free chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump
A lot of people come into my house these days and try to give me advice.
Visit the hottest destinations on Earth, both figuratively and literally!
I am keeping this thing alive! I’m a genius! I should be given some sort of humanitarian prize!
Howdy train denizens! We’re going to be stopped here for a while because our train is super on fire.
Is there any living, breathing human that actually ENJOYS these sites?
Always have a rubber ball slightly larger than a basketball handy.
I helped my father install crown-molding in our dining room.
There is no force more powerful than a woman who really, really has to pee
Men in general are very sexy, and I like them!