Where are you from? No, where are you *really* from – Ohio?
5. Irish Andy. Not Irish. Thinks role-playing is just doing an Irish accent.
Dishwasher: There’s nothing worse than dirty cement that you can’t eat off.
Overwater your plants (out of love).
What do you know that you’re not telling us?
Absolutely no one enjoys having their “brains picked.”
Your food blog is a great place to showcase your fiction writing.
Hang it on the wall… and use it for dart practice.
Attending my Zoom lectures is a privilege, not a right.
Delude yourself into thinking that fat-shaming is a sign of love. They mean well?