Since we’ll be stuck in this nightmare scenario pandemic for the foreseeable future and you have nothing better to do, why not spend a little time with your inner child?
Category: Lists
The Lesser Known Cides
Pinotcide: The act of intentionally killing an entire bottle of Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio on one’s own. Frequently a crime of passion.
Films Featuring Asian Characters Pitched in Hollywood by Non-Asians
Joy Luck Club II: Rise of the Tiger Moms
13 Signs of a Controlling Relationship
Check off all that apply.
Quarantine-Friendly Fall Activities
Here are some beloved fall activities you can do from the comfort of your own home.
Fashionable Weapons Freddy Krueger Passed On Before the Glove Made of Knives
#2: Pants Made of Arrows
Why I Didn’t Respond to Your Text
I didn’t want you to know I was still awake and checking my texts at 3 am.
He’s Just Not That Into You Updated For 2020
If he used to make frequent trips to your Animal Crossing Island but now your villagers are all whispering to each other that you got “ghosted harder than Wisp himself,” he’s just not that into you.
Slogans For Procrastinators
Apple: Think about thinking differently.
Personalities At Your Local Greenmarket
The guy who doesn’t realize they’re just actual mushrooms