#1: Painting tasteful semi-abstract nudes
God is dead, and so is this bar. Wanna get outta here? – Friedrich Nietzsche
Ramona Singer was mistaken for a kitchen sink.
Brenda was the original catwoman.
Literally, what the fuck? Anyways, our performance metrics…
You will become the talk of all your friends and colleagues.
Be careful opening that. Turn it the other way.
Do other people feel guilty when their dog looks bored or is it just me?
I dunno, Christina. How are YOU holding up?
80. Man, you can’t beat 80. Eighty is like a tall, refreshing glass of lemonade on a hot day. We love the curves on this guy and we bet you do, too. Buckle up, readers: eighty is our number one number!