In a twice-mortgaged townhome’s main bedroom there was a landline
How to tell if you have a horse infestation… and what to do about it!
It’s that time of year again – thousands of mares and stallions are escaping their ranches run by tyrannical rodeo operators, and now they’re looking for homes.
What Happens To You If You Watch Too Much Dateline
Evil lurks in every corner.
This Podcast Will Change Your Life
Your day is just a little bit worse.
I Insist On Drawing Lessons From An Unattended Sweet Potato
Why do its long purple tendrils reach to the sky even as it sits nestled in the dark in a wooden bowl obtained from a $1 pile at a stoop sale?
Thoughts on Finding a Seven-Foot-Tall Giant Plush Hansa Giraffe in the Mastermind Toys Online Catalogue
That would show everyone–everyone who ever said I would never amount to anything.
You Decide: Advice from My Psychic or My Therapist
A lot of people come into my house these days and try to give me advice.
Confronting Frodo at The Council of Elrond [Community]
Legolas: A shadow rises in the east…
Aragorn: Not now, Legolas. It’s always rising. We’re here to talk about Frodo’s stealing.
Well, I’ve Been Reincarnated As a Fly Again
I don’t like that I have six, scraggly little legs. They are too scraggly for my taste and I still haven’t figured out what to use the middle ones for.