12:00 p.m. Lunch break: I don’t know what you’re smoking but I’d love a hit.
Grandma takes about five minutes to walk up our flight of stairs. We have decided that she should only take two minutes to make it to the top.
Why up your dosage of Lexapro when you can get a plant to distract you from your all-consuming psychological turmoil?
He’s weirdly obsessed with happy couples and thinks love is bullshit.