Woman Lands Dream Job Where All Her Teeth Fall Out

Like so many Americans, Jennifer Evans was stuck in a dead-end job she dreaded going to every morning. The 27-year-old call-center agent knew she had to make a change, but didn’t know how to begin.

“It’s easy to get stuck. You say to yourself, ‘One more month, then I’m out.’ Then the months turn into years, and well…” Evans trailed off.

But just when she was about to give up, Jennifer’s dream became reality. Now, she’s stuck in her dream job where all her teeth fall out.

“I can’t believe this. I’m just waiting to wake up,” Evans stated, holding several crumbled teeth in her hand. “I also gave a presentation completely naked earlier.”

According to Jennifer, it’s “unclear” whether or not her new employer offers health insurance. Don’t let anyone tell you there is no such thing as an overnight success!