Do you like me?
B.) For sure
Ok, but do you like-like me? Like…you know what I mean.
B.) Oh ummm…
Can you please answer the previous question?
A.)Yes, I literally just said yes.
B.) I just think that I really enjoy hanging out with you but like…ya know…
If you don’t like me then why did you kiss me on Valentine’s Day?
A.) Because I like you!
B.) Well I thought that was just for fun, you know, like a bit? LOL
Ok then why did you give me a locket with your hair in it?
A.) BECAUSE I LIKE YOU SO MUCH AND I WANT YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND!
B.) Omg I found that locket in a garage sale and I was like “Who do I know that likes old shit?” Wait, did you say there was hair in it? Gross!
Wait, sorry let’s back up. Are you attracted to me?
A.) Of course! I think you’re beautiful and amazing.
B.) You are an attractive person!
BUT ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO ME? ARE YOU INTO ME?
A.) I don’t know what other words to use! I’m so into you my skin hurts!
B.) You looked really good in a bathing suit the other day! I see you’ve been doing your squats 😉
If we were stranded on an island, just us two, would you fall in love with me then?
A.) I can’t love you more than I do now.
B.) Oh like that movie “Blue Lagoon”? Brooke Shields had some bomb-ass eyebrows!
Mostly A’s — You are definitely not the person I’m crushing on.
Mostly B’s — Oh my sweet, sweet crush. I would literally die for you!