Classic Children’s Books Rewritten by Conservatives

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, It Will Espouse the Welfare State

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Gerrymanders Blue Fish

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Obama Was Elected

Chicka Chicka Boomer Boom 

The Rainbow Fish Is White

Cloudy With No Chance of Climate Change

Where the Wild Things Are in Florida

Charlie & the Chocolate Factory Work Is Good for You

The Giving Tree of Socialism

The Berenstein Bears Go Back to Reopened Schools

Richard Scary’s Seek and Find the Socialist

Strega Nona Was Discriminated Against Too

Make Way for Conversion Therapy Ducklings

Madeline and the Right to Open Carry

There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe and Was Grateful for It

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See in Your Border Camp?

Oh the Places You’ll Go Back to Without an H1B Visa

Where the Sidewalks Ends and My Second Amendment Rights Begin 

Teach Us Amelia Bedelia or You Won’t Get Your Pension

Harriet the Antifa Spy

The Little Engine That Couldn’t Wait to Be an Essential Worker

The Lion, the Feminazi, and the Wardrobe 

Peter Rabbit and the Wall That Mexico Paid for

Are You My Mother: A Cautionary Tale of Immigration

The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez