If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, It Will Espouse the Welfare State
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Gerrymanders Blue Fish
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Obama Was Elected
Chicka Chicka Boomer Boom
The Rainbow Fish Is White
Cloudy With No Chance of Climate Change
Where the Wild Things Are in Florida
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory Work Is Good for You
The Giving Tree of Socialism
The Berenstein Bears Go Back to Reopened Schools
Richard Scary’s Seek and Find the Socialist
Strega Nona Was Discriminated Against Too
Make Way for Conversion Therapy Ducklings
Madeline and the Right to Open Carry
There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe and Was Grateful for It
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See in Your Border Camp?
Oh the Places You’ll Go Back to Without an H1B Visa
Where the Sidewalks Ends and My Second Amendment Rights Begin
Teach Us Amelia Bedelia or You Won’t Get Your Pension
Harriet the Antifa Spy
The Little Engine That Couldn’t Wait to Be an Essential Worker
The Lion, the Feminazi, and the Wardrobe
Peter Rabbit and the Wall That Mexico Paid for
Are You My Mother: A Cautionary Tale of Immigration
The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez