You don’t purposely seek out celebrity news. But how far can you get in our eyeball identification quiz? You’ll be horrified to know.
1- KIM KARDASHIAN
This smoky brown eyeball belongs to – you guessed it – Kim Kardashian. Why do you know that? What vital piece of information did that push out of your head? Who even is Kim Kardashian and why do you know that she “broke the internet”?
2- JUSTIN BIEBER
These hazel eyes are those of Canadian pop singer Justin Bieber. That’s right, how the hell do you know that? It must be all of those celeb magazines at the grocery store checkout line, the ones you let your eyes glance over every once in a while. You tell yourself you just need some visual engagement but you actually just want to check on Brangelina’s status.
3- TOM CRUISE
These piercing blue eyes could be no one else but – that’s right – actor Tom Cruise. He might believe that an alien named Xenu controls the universe, but you can recognize him by the sight of his eyeball, so who’s the crazy one?
4- BEYONCE
You don’t really listen to music but for some reason you instantly placed this sexy eyeball as Beyonce’s. Does it say something about the pervasive nature of media that you can also name her three children – little Blue Ivy, Scrogg, and Fremulon?
5- EDDY FROM FRASIER
OK, we’ll give you a pass on this one. We’d recognize this beloved pooch anywhere!
6- ???
This one was your daughter, YOU MONSTER. Jesus Christ. No wonder your wife left you. That, and the fact that you spend all your free time playing eerily accurate BuzzFeed quizzes.