Anyone can cook with Blue Apron. — Ratatouille
Is I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter a carb? —Mean Girls
Goddamn, it’s a pretty fresh cow milkshake. — Pulp Fiction
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow! “We are all out of special K-diet cornflakes, F.U.” It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Fibrous Udon.” — The Odd Couple
What? I eat a low-carb, vegan diet when I’m upset, OK? — Kung Fu Panda
My momma always said, “Life was like a box of sugar free chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump
Every time I see you, you’re buying a cage-free chicken. — 9½ Weeks
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world – except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and plant-based and the tomatoes are locally procured. — Princess Bride
Red wine with fried fish. That should have told me something. —From Russia with Love
Why don’t you go outside and jerk yourself a La Croix? — Bugsy
I ordered skinny decaf, right. Now we’ve been here a long fucking time and she’s only filled my cup three times. I mean, when I order skinny decaf, I want it filled six times. — Reservoir Dogs
Of all the green tea shops in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. — Casablanca
Now all you have to do is hold the free-range chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the free-range chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules. — Five Easy Pieces
Leave the gun, take the gluten free cannoli. — The Godfather
I’ll have what she’s having. However, I’m allergic to almost everything especially peanuts, seafood, soy, wheat and dairy also make it to go please. — When Harry Met Sally
I drink your kombucha. — There Will Be Blood
Nobody can eat fifty organic eggs. — Cool Hand Luke
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some natural fava beans and some well-aerated Chianti. — The Silence of the Organic Lambs